Man accused of using nun's PC to view porn

by The Associated Press
Thursday January 31, 2008, 10:11 AM

A civilian State Police employee is accused of sneaking into a Monmouth County church to look at pornography on a nun's computer.

Thomas G. Findler was arrested Wednesday after a custodian at Grace St. Paul Episcopal Church found Findler on a nun's computer. The custodian chased him out -- right into a police officer who happened to be nearby.

The suspect, who works in a local office for the state police, is charged with burglary and theft. Authorities suspect Findler -- who worships at Grace St. Paul -- had been sneaking into the church at night for three weeks to look at pornography.

Reached Thursday morning, Findler's father said his son was not home.

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Tax on hotel porn movies??

--Denver Post

Denver- A state lawmaker wants to tax in-room adult movies ordered at hotels to help fund child sex-abuse investigations.

The current version of House Bill 1086, sponsored by Rep. Amy Stephens, R-Monument, would impose a 99-cent fee on all in-room movies ordered at hotels. Stephens, though, said she plans to narrow her proposal to apply to just adult movies.

The money would go into a fund for children's advocacy centers, which counsel sexually abused children and help police and prosecutors interview young victims. There are 14 such centers in Colorado and more than 600 nationally.

Stephens said imposing the fee on adult movies to fund child sex-abuse investigations only makes sense. "Most of our sexual predators in prison are addicted to pornography," she said.

Cathryn Hazouri, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Colorado, said the bill violates the First Amendment.

"Adult entertainment is just that. Whether you like it or not, adults have the right to view it," Hazouri said.

Jailer Gave Blow Job To Inmate

Oklahoma- A 20-year-old female corrections officer is facing sex assault charges for allegedly performing oral sex on a male inmate on New Year's Eve in an Oklahoma jail.

Billie Pelley told investigators that she entered inmate Bobby Mann's cell and began kissing the 37-year-old inmate "for a while." She then advanced to servicing Mann, but "stopped after thinking about what she was doing," according to a probable cause affidavit filed earlier this month in Okfuskee County District Court.

By then, however, Pelley's encounter with Mann had already been recorded by a surveillance camera. When a dispatcher, Andrea Million, subsequently entered Cell 10, she found Pelley sitting on the side of Mann's bed.

During an interview with a sheriff's investigator, Pelley admitted the sexual contact with the prisoner, who is awaiting trial on a bomb threat count. Pelley was charged last week with forcible sodomy, a felony, since Mann was not legally "capable of giving legal consent" because he is in custody.

Prosecutors concede, however, that Mann, not surprisingly, consented to the oral sex. Pelley and Mann are pictured below in mug shots snapped by the Okfuskee County Sheriff. While Pelley quickly bonded out of jail after her arraignment, Mann remains in the Oklahoma lockup.

Woman's Naked Ass May Cost $1.4 Million

WASHINGTON - The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue.

In a 2003 episode of 'NYPD Blue,' Charlotte Ross was shown naked from behind as she prepared to take a shower. As punishment, the Federal Communication Commission has proposed fining 52 ABC affiliates $1.4 million because the scene "depicts sexual organs and excretory organs -- specifically an adult woman's buttocks."

see the clip here: youtube.com/watch?v=SnsxFvCaZJ8

New Jersey Passing Zoning Laws to Shut Down/Regulate Adult Businesses

--NY Times

New Jersey- AS a woman in a bikini top and sweat pants walked to her car in 30-degree weather from the Stiletto nude-dancing club this month, little more than the weeds and warehouses in the shadow of the Meadowlands Sports Complex were within viewing distance.

Such isolation for a club like Stiletto is exactly what the Borough of Carlstadt wants, as its zoning laws specify that sexually oriented businesses are permitted to operate only in this industrial part of town.

An adult video store on Washington Avenue called Video Extra, with lingerie-clad mannequins in the windows, is a different story. The borough is suing to have that store, which sits next to a shoe shop and across from a popular Italian restaurant, shuttered on the grounds that it is in an area not zoned for that type of business, officials said.

Across the state more than a dozen towns have passed zoning laws to regulate sexually oriented businesses, as Carlstadt has done, according to the New Jersey State League of Municipalities. Like Carlstadt, a Bergen County borough of 6,000, many have faced challenges.

“The attempt to regulate these businesses has gone on for a very long time,” said Deborah M. Kole, a lawyer for the municipalities organization.

It is unconstitutional to completely ban sexually oriented businesses, said William J. Roseman, the Carlstadt mayor, so municipal zoning laws are “the only way we can control adult entertainment establishments from running profligate within our community.”

He said the zoning restrictions had been a success, reducing the number of sexually oriented businesses in the borough to two from six and contributing to a decline in the number of people arrested for prostitution and being drunk and disorderly.

Daniel R. Aaronson, a First Amendment lawyer based in West Palm Beach, Fla., who represents the club Hott 22 in a lawsuit against Union Township, said that the zoning laws make it so difficult for sexually oriented businesses to operate that they have the effect of keeping them out of business.

“They target these specific businesses, and that’s unconstitutional,” he said.

Last summer, East Rutherford officials made public plans to zone an industrial area near the Meadowlands for sexually oriented businesses to keep them away from schools, houses of worship and residential neighborhoods. There are no sexually oriented businesses in East Rutherford today, nor do any have imminent plans to move in, but should that change the borough will be ready, Councilman Jeffrey Lahullier said.

“If we don’t have that zoning ordinance on the book, we have no power to stop them,” he said.

Bloomingdale, in Passaic County, has taken similar pre-emptive action. The borough, which officials say has no sexually oriented businesses, passed zoning laws like Carlstadt’s last year to control them should they come to town.

“We were just trying to keep ourselves up to date on stuff,” Mayor William R. Steenstra said.

In Cherry Hill, the fight to limit sexually oriented businesses has moved into the realm of state government, where two bills introduced by Assemblywoman Pamela R. Lampitt, whose district includes Cherry Hill, have been heard in committee.

Ms. Lampitt said she introduced the bills, which would require sexually oriented businesses to post security guards to keep out minors and to notify neighborhoods of their intent to move in, after her neighbors in the Barclay Farm area expressed anxiety over an adult bookstore they said was set to open next to the neighborhood.

“It was reactionary, to be honest,” Ms. Lampitt said. “It’s not something that unless a problem arises do we think, ‘What do we need to do to fix things?’ ”

Last year the township created a district in an industrial zone in which sexually oriented businesses could operate, said Dan Keashen, a spokesman for Mayor Bernie Platt. One adult bookstore had operated in town but closed recently, and there is no word on the store that was rumored to be opening near the Barclay Farm neighborhood, officials said.

Jeff Levy, the executive director of the New Jersey Adult Cabaret Association, which represents 180 so-called exotic dancing clubs, said he resented sexually oriented businesses being banished to the corners of towns but agreed that they do not belong near schools or houses of worship.

Permitting exotic dancing clubs in specified districts is preferable to the litigation that often accompanies efforts to open them in other parts of towns, he said.

Adam Orecchio, manager of Stiletto in Carlstadt, said that since the club —which does not sell alcohol — opened in 1996, there had been no complaints from borough officials or neighboring businesses.

“We do well here,” he said. “And we’ve never heard anything from anybody in town.”

The decision to create a district for sexually oriented businesses in Carlstadt in the late 1990s was made for financial reasons, Mayor Roseman said, after a chain restaurant said it would not open in the borough because it would have to do business near a strip club that has since closed.

“The owner said to me, ‘How do I run a family restaurant when there’s a sign next door’ ” advertising sexually themed entertainment? Mr. Roseman said.

The mayor said the Video Extra store was still a headache for the borough. One Bergen County judge ordered it closed because it violated zoning laws, but another judge ruled that it could reopen, he said.

It remains too soon to gauge the effects the zoning laws may have on the towns and their sexually oriented businesses, said Mr. Levy, the cabaret association official.

“I think you will have to look back 10 years from now and say: ‘Did it work? Did we create something positive?’ ” he said. “I don’t know.”

Ron Jeremy Review Blog Hits HotMovies.com

By Justin Bourne

PHILADELPHIA - Adult and mainstream performer Ron Jeremy began his "Ron's Reviews" blog Wednesday at the video-on-demand website Hot Movies.

Jeremy's debut post reviews the independent thriller Cloverfield and gives his take on the online fecal phenomenon Two Girls, One Cup. The blog will be updated twice weekly with reviews on subjects such as mainstream movies, restaurants and appliances.

"We couldn't be happier to be working with Ron Jeremy," said James Cybert of Hot Movies. "We know our readers will be just as excited to check out his regular contributions."

Jeremy will post alongside well-known bloggers such as Michael Diamond, Johnny Zito, Tony Trov, Pat Joseph and the Rev. Bob Levy.

All Memphis Sex Workers Must be Licensed

by Kathee Brewer

MEMPHIS, TN -- An ordinance that took effect January 1st requires workers at adult-oriented businesses and the owners of those businesses to be licensed annually before they’re allowed to work in Shelby County.

Bartenders, waitresses, dancers, bouncers, store clerks, movie-theater employees, and others at the county’s more than two dozen adult establishments must undergo criminal background checks and complete county license applications or change careers.

The documentation required to be submitted with a license application is similar to that required under 18 USC §2257: a certified copy of a birth certificate, multiple current photographs, a government-issued identification document (driver’s license, military ID or passport, for example) and a Social Security number. The fee for an initial employee license is $198; renewals cost a minimum of $113.

Background checks will be conducted by sheriff’s deputies and the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation. A history of prostitution, rape (including statutory rape), sexual battery, public indecency, pandering, sale or distribution of obscene materials, or other illegal activities can keep a worker or business owner from being licensed by the five-member Shelby County Adult Oriented Establishment Board.

The board’s members include a doctor, a former county employee, a local businessman, a consultant, and a former criminal-court judge.

Although the new ordinance is somewhat controversial, County Commissioner Wyatt Bunker told the city’s Fox television affiliate, WHBQ- Channel 13, “I think the county has…really stepped up to the plate” with the new rules.

Dic Tracy Quits KSEX

--press release

Dic Tracy announced this afternoon that he was also leaving KSEX.

"It was a pleasure working at KSEX but I have decided to move on and will be joining TANC TV with a weekly TV and radio show," said ClubJenna director Tracy. "I like to thank KSEX for allowing me the opportunity to have a show but it is time to move on to bigger and better things."

Tracy's show, Dic Tracy's Casting Couch" was on KSEX every Tues. at 4-6 pm, but due to new scheduling and management changes he decided that this was not the platform for him any longer.

"I am very excited to be working at TANC and look forward to not only the weekly TV show but the radio show as well. We have alot planned at TANC and 2008 is going to be an amazing year" said Tracy.

You can check out Dic Tracy's new show on www.TANCTV.com

Heather Pink and Powder leave KSEX

--press release

Porn Valley – Adult Performer Heather Pink and LeMayzing Pictures Office Manager Powder have announced their resignation as on air hosts for KSEX.com effective today.

"Heather and I both feel it is the right time to move on from KSEX. We are both are incredibly grateful to the fans and the other hosts at KSEX who supported us over the last year." said Powder.

He added, "I've been around KSEX for almost six years. I went from just being a fan, to working as a technician, to becoming an on air host. If it hadn't been for people like Wankus, Kylie Ireland and LorrAINIAC opening the door, I would have never had a chance to become a part of the adult industry. I'm eternally grateful for the opportunity they gave me."

When asked about the future of Heather Pink and Powder's show, "Pinky and The Geek", Powder responded, "The show is going to continue on in one form or another. Heather and I have been contacted over the last few months by several Internet companies that are interested in broadcasting Pinky and The Geek on their respective websites.

Also, Martin and Steele of the Internet radio show "From The Ville" (www.fromtheville.com ) have been helping Heather and I make new business contacts as well".

Heather Pink states, "The fans have been the backbone of our show and we want to make sure that what ever decision we make, is the best for not only ourselves but for the listening audience too".

For updates on Pinky and The Geek, visit the show on Myspace.com at www.myspace.com/pinkygeek


For weekly updates on Heather Pink, visit her official website at http://www.clubheatherpink.com


To book Heather Pink, contact Foxxxmodeling at foxxxmodeling.com or by phone at (818) 884-0847

myspace To Sever Porn Links

--on the web

WWW- The online social networking site MySpace announced an agreement yesterday with 49 states, excluding Texas, to protect children from Internet predators, something that experts called a good first step toward keeping young Web users safe but not a remedy to the problem.

"As the popularity of social networking sites continues to grow, the steps being taking by MySpace are essential to helping keep our young people safer online," Maryland Attorney General Douglas F. Gansler, one of the attorneys general to sign the agreement, said in a statement.

The agreement outlines a range of measures aimed at protecting teenagers who use the site, at myspace.com - and keeping those under the age of 14 from creating profiles. They include:

> Strengthen software identifying underage users;

> Retain a contractor to identify and eliminate inappropriate images;

> Allow parents to send their child's e-mail address so MySpace can restrict the child from signing in or creating a profile;

> Obtain and constantly update a list of pornographic web sites and regularly sever any links between them and MySpace

> Create a closed "high school" section for users under 18;

> Implement changes making it harder for adults to contact children;

> Dedicate resources to educating children and parents about online safety

> Provide a way to report abuse on every content page, consider adopting a common mechanism to report abuse and respond within 72 hours to abuse reports

Ernie Allen, president of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, praised the joint agreement as a first step.

"I don't think it's a silver bullet. I don't think there's a panacea here," he said.

But the commitment by MySpace to meet regularly to discuss potential technological solutions to these concerns was promising, Allen said. "In many ways, like so many of the other challenges we've seen on the Internet, technology is going to play a key role in solving those kinds of problems," he said.

A 2006 study by researchers at the University of New Hampshire using data from the missing children's center indicated that one in seven children is sexually solicited online, and one in 33 is subjected to aggressive solicitations, Allen said.

MySpace is the largest social networking site, but the attorneys general called on others in the industry to adopt these principles as well, Allen said.

Others pointed out potential problems.

Barry Wellman, a University of Toronto sociologist who studies online gatherings, said MySpace still might have difficulty monitoring older users who create underage profiles.

"It's obviously easy to lie in that situation," Wellman said.

Wellman and Avi D. Rubin, a professor at the Johns Hopkins University, said that the agreement that allows parents to submit children's e-mail addresses to MySpace would be useless if kids have multiple addresses.

"Many teens would see that as a challenge to get around rather than a prohibition," Wellman said.

Rubin said, "A teenager can create his own e-mail address that parents don't know about in about two minutes."

And such a database of blocked e-mails would be very valuable information that would be targeted by hackers, Rubin said.

"That would be a database you would know are children," agreed Guilherme Roschke, of the Electronic Privacy Information Center. He said the plan overall contained some good changes, including limiting the ability to use search engines to find private profiles.

The agreement states that MySpace will prohibit tobacco or alcohol advertising, but using algorithms to identify underage users could let someone direct advertising to children, Roschke said.

States sought changes in response to concerns about sexual predators, and the report follows two years of discussions between MySpace and the attorneys general, according to Gansler's office.

Last year, Gansler, a former state's attorney, introduced a statewide program intended to educate children about potential online dangers, including sexual predators and identity theft.

Yesterday's agreement was announced in New York City by attorneys general from New Jersey, North Carolina, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Ohio and New York.

Investigators have increasingly examined MySpace, Facebook and similar social networking sites that allow people to post information and images on the Web and invite contacts from others.

Last year, New York investigators said they set up Facebook profiles as 12- to 14-year olds and were quickly contacted by other users looking for sex.

The multistate investigation of the sites - announced last year - was aimed at putting together measures to protect minors and remove pornographic material, but lawsuits were possible, officials said.

TANC Radio Announces Lineup

--press release

New York - TANC Radio ( The Adult News Channel ) has announced their weekly lineup of radio shows which includes some old and some new.

"We are very excited to have part of our network complete. The TANC TV schedule will be announced shortly as well as the launch of the community website, but our radio lineup is stronger then we imagined and the new shows will provide the fans of TANC something they can enjoy all day" said TANC Owner Joe Brandi.

If some of the show names sound familiar, they should be. They originated on Heat Party Radio then came to KSEX with Brandi. When he quit KSEX all the hosts and shows followed him to his new network TANC Radio as no show or host was under contract or obligation to any one company.

"Their loyalty to me means more then I can tell you. I have said it before and I will say it again. They are not employees. They are friends" said Brandi.

The station is not done with radio shows and will be constantly adding new shows and extending broadcasting. "We are always looking for new shows and talent. The station will have something for everyone to enjoy and this is just the beginning" said TANC Spokeswoman and current host of "The "V" Spot", Vanessa. "If you are interested in a "Shot at TANC" give us a call" laughed Vanessa.

Vanessa, was just named the first TANC Girl and Spokesmodel for the company and is best known for being on the reality show Tila Tequila's "A Shot at Love"

To tune into TANC Radio or for advertising and sponsorships go to www.TANCTV.com.
Tues
3:00 - 4:00 PM : From the Ville
4:00 - 6:00 PM : The Dick Cochran Show
6:00 - 8:00 PM : Soul Jamz

Wed
3:00 - 4:00 PM : Old Time Radio
4:00 - 6:00 PM : The "V" Spot
6:00 - 8:00 PM : Check Your Pulse

Thurs
4:00 - 5:00 PM : Sick and Wrong
5:00 - 6:00 PM : From The Ville
6:00 - 8:00 PM : Classic Soul

Fri.
3:00 - 6:00 PM : Lunatic Radio
6:00 - 6:30 PM : The MoFo Show

Howard Stern Doesn't believe Joey Buttafuoco

--on the web

NY [howardstern.com]- Joey Buttafucco called in [Thursday morning] to complain about the sex tape of his that's being released. Joey explained that he was staying at his (former) friend, Rob Spallone's house and had sex with his wife [also pictured] there – but didn't know there were hidden cameras filming everything.

Howard revealed that he also had Rob on the line and told them both he was insulted that they expected him to believe the story. Joey and Rob denied any collusion, but Howard said he wouldn't believe them until Joey filed a lawsuit against Rob. Joey then hung up in anger.

2008 in full swing and harder than ever

Hey Perves,

2007 was a very busy year for me, but not as busy as I have been this first 9 days of 2008. As some say, I have hit the ground running.
As some of you know, I'm almost ready to open couple of new sites, with the new one opening within the next two weeks. I have also done a lot of work with great names like Zoie Starr and red head Mariah. I have also formed a great friendship and business relationship with my great friend Dom Brooke Babylon, and we have done some really really great work.

With that said, I'm posting a lot of images and videos all over, so you best keep up with the pace by visiting my blog jupaman.com.

I have uploaded some new videos to one of my video stores, and I hope you like them. you can check them out at my "Fetish Mayhem Rising" store at clips4sale. http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/4974

I literally have over 12 hours of footage to edit, so stay tuned for more great things to come.

Until next time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head.

GO GREEN

Fuck Porno Dan

Hey Perves,

Just to wrap up the Porno Dan fiasco, here's one more blog post from ksex.com about how it seems that this is not the first contest messed up by the bleached monkey.

http://ksex.com/public/blog/view/id_508/

First off, who calls themself that? PornoDan. Classy.

Who does this wannabe punk loser think he is? I never heard of him before KSEX and after Googling his name, the only person that seems to know of him is himself. He's a nobody. Who gave him a show and for what? To bore us to death? To make us commit suicide?

I overheard him talking mad ??? about Rainy at PSK and then he went over to Powder and was talking ??? about her to him. This idiot thinks people actually like him and we're not going to take care of a girl that has entertained us and made us laugh during some ???ty times in our life? He said to the girl he was sitting with, "She doesn't mean ??? to me, she's not my boss. I'm in tight with John so she won't be around much longer, anyways." He's trying to get her fired after she built the place! I emailed Rainy when I got home. THEN from what Powder said on the air, Dan told him about the same thing that he doesn't have to listen to anything she says and she's not ???. Fuck this guy. I'd love to drag him into a dark alley and feed him to the sewer rats.

DID ANYONE HEAR HIS SHOW LAST FRIDAY? The only reason anyone was even listening is because we thought we had a chance at winning some money. The guy had to lie about a contest to get people to watch his stupid show. Even better, the guy dyed his hair to look like the old Wankus. What a pud! Everyone I talked to that night said he was a washed up tweeked out douchebag that begs industry people to put his wife in their movies.

Dan, you suck balls. Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and throw in the towel. Go crawl back under whatever slimy rock you slithered out of.

I hope the owner of KSEX reads this and gets rid of him. He changed the whole feel of KSEX and I will not support any sponsors of his show.

(Feel free to repost anywhere)

Until next time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head

XXXJay fired from KSEX Radio show

Hey perves,

Below is the excerpt from imabro's blog regarding xxxJay getting fired for his rude antics.

Read on and let's thank Ksex.com for firing that ass.


Choosing sides is par for the course when it comes to radio show debacles. Anyone that recalls the Imus incident knows exactly what I am talking about. This morning, XXXJay, usually known for owning RogerV in party picture wars, was fired from KSEX Radio Show for disapproving of new KSEX advertiser, Rude.com. XXXJay has, in the past, expressed his displeasure with Rude.com’s business model, which includes, but is not limited to: stealing content, stealing more content, stealing a lot more content, and possibly even raping and pillaging several Kenyan Villages just for fun last Saturday afternoon after day drinking at a Nairobi Hooters.

Depending on which listener you you talk to, opinions really seem to vary.

He got what he deserved. He should learn to keep his mouth closed. The world doesn’t revolve around XXXJay, the show will go on.
Jesse from Palm Springs told Imabro.

The feeling isn’t however mutual, just ask Rosie from Stockton, California.

XXXJay was a great host. He should be able to say whatever he wants, that is why I listened.

And that’s it. Those were the only two listeners we could find.

KSEX intends to go on without XXXJay at the helm. They also were happy to be leading the pack when it comes to Radio Shows fueled completely on Irony by banning freedom of speech only to allow freedom of content theft.

We found Freedom of Speech to be a saturated market when it comes to radio shows. We do however support Freedom to Jack Content from whoever the fuck you want.
One KSEX official told Imabro.

KSEX also reported a 100 percent increase in listenership from last year, claiming that Rosie just recently started listening in October.

At this rate, in 2009, we will have 4.5 listeners. And that doesn’t even account for the people that can hear themselves talking and the guy that hits the button on our Dell laptop. We are doing fine without XXXJay’s antics.

Until next time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head

Porno Dan: "We're on Acid"

Hey Perves,

First of all I hope everybody had a save and fun holidays. We are now back in full force with many new exciting news. however I will trickle them slowly.... too many and too long to list in just one posting.

However I would like to say that there will be a few of these postings related to porno Dan. There are some issues that have arisen involving Porno Dan and Jayxxx from ksex.com. (at the time of this witting xxxJay has been fired from his job at ksex.com)

Below is a post from Gene Ross of adultfyi.com fame. I know the posting is very long, but it explains what had happen at the rude.com $20,000 Christmas giveaway. For those of you that know, I'm a member of the website rude.com and many friends of mine were in that contest, including my dearest friend Brooke Babylon.
To make a long story short which you will read below, xxxJay and porno Dan destroyed what should have been something fun. They were rude to the girls, xxxJay was an obnoxious ass, they were obviously drunk, and two of the girls definitely had the "white powder itch" under their nose. it was very obvious that the second party favor of choice was a sort of white powder. I say second party favor, because they blatantly bolstered about doing speed.

An apology was sent to all the girls of rude that were in the contest by the big wigs of rude.com for such an embarrasing even with a very rude drug addict, and a bleached head monkey host.

Below is the posting from Gene Ross. Please read it and let me know what you think.

--Gene Ross from adultfyi.com

Porn Valley- 'Twas the Friday before Christmas and all through the house...five drops of acid were found on her blouse.

In their salute to the holidays, Porno Dan and XXX Jay from OC Cash hosted a KSEX show that will certainly go down in memory, if not the Library of Congress archives. Some industry people described it as watching a train wreck in slow motion.

But other than it being out of control - depending on your sense of humor, company affiliations or point of view - the show was pretty amusing.

So train wreck or not, Dan's co-host Jay wound up being shown the door of the caboose afterwards. Jay had made some remarks- construed as unfriendly fire- about Rude.com which has a business relationship with KSEX. The fact that Jay also chose to make them on the webmaster forum, GFY, in the days following the show, made it a tad worse.

Which is interesting because only a month earlier, Jay seemed to be on the same page of the Rude.com program of love. In early November- their second KSEX show to be exact- Dan announced the new affiliation with Rude.com which started airing KSEX.

"This is the first show that KSEX is on Rude," said Dan. "These are all long time friends of mine, actually. The owner of Rude, "Bukkake" Brett Lamar, my buddy; and Rob who spun off from another cam company that we won't mention right now, and R.J...."

XXXJay cuts in to say that he hadn't been on the site until two days prior.

"That's a fucking pretty bad ass little website there," comments Jay.

Dan notes that Rude's Alexa rating was under 1,000.

"That's very good news- 1.3 million members and 6.7 million page views are the actual numbers I was told from the tech people," Dan adds.

In the meantime, Dan and Jay's KSEX show was moved to the Friday 9pm slot, and the December 21st airing proved to be their unraveling as an on-air team.

Their guest for the evening was Chandie from Rude.com. Chandie says Rude.com [a 565 ranking at the time of the show] has been highly successful considering the fact that they're only been around for only a year.

"That means out of the billions and billions of websites out there, you're the 500th most popular website in the world," Dan comments. "And growing which is amazingly impressive."

"Isn't it true that you guys are growing off all that stolen content like I've been reading on GFY?" Jay then asks her Chandie. He tells her he was just busting her chops.

"It keeps the showing interesting."

Dan, on the show, was supposed to be giving away $20,000 in prize money. But what lent some confusion was the fact that some KSEX listeners were under the impression they were going to be the recipients of the largesse not the Rude.com girls.

Except, in this case, Dan would be giving the money to eight of the Rude.com webcam girls.

Chandie explained that Rude.com was a live, social networking community which combined the best elements of MySpace and YouTube with live cam shows and voyeur cam. Chandie also mentions that she's hardly a MySpace junkie, and Dan announces that Rude.com would soon have a dating site available.

"So I could troll around for girls."

According to Chandie, each of the Rude.com girls did different things from sex to fetishes.

"There's not a requirement."

"If I was in charge of the contest," Dan comments, "and I was giving away twenty grand, they'd be doing some really demented things to earn that twenty grand. We know what porn chicks will do for a thousand, so for twenty thousand, I don't know what they won't do. A girl will do a double anal scene for $1500."

Chandie explained that the Rude.com girls had tons of fans who watched them on voyeur cameras.

"On that note there are eight finalists," added Dan, including one girl, he said, who gets paid for people to watch her smoke cigarettes.

"Personally I think a girl who smokes- take like a 9 and drop her down to a 6; take three points off- I guess I don't have a smoking fetish," Jay interjects. "I have a no-smoking fetish."

Dan said he shoots scenes with girls smoking while giving him blowjobs.

"That's an easy way for your penis to get cancer," Jay observes.

Another of the contestants, noted Dan, was Alana Thomas, a girl apparently gifted with remarkable areolas.

Dan goes on to tell a story about how he and Jay were at the Playboy Mansion for the second time in two months.

"I remember half that night," observes Jay wryly.

"I woke up on Jay's floor about seven in the evening, not really sure how I got there," adds Dan.

Jay also talked about how some porn people had rented his house for a location and weren't very happy about the condition of the property.

"They stopped renting the place after the second day because they said I wasn't professional enough," Jay laughs. "I've hit a new low- too unprofessional for porn people."

Dan said he was only there the first day when they started burning Jay's house down.

"They almost did burn my house down," Jay agrees. "They left my pool up to 105 [degrees] and I didn't know it. My whole backyard was on fire because of the smoke. They were trying to throw the bitches in the pool."

Jay couldn't remember how he and Dan got from Playboy to his house.

"We took a cab," Dan reminded him.

Using numbered bingo chips in a cage, Dan tried to explain how the prizes would be given out, only the translation of how that was supposed to be done got lost. Chandie wasn't sure what he was trying to do. In any event, Jay joked about the prize money going a long way to subsidize his Jager habit.

Dan mentions that twice recently he was out to bars with girls who wanted to take advantage of Jay on his Jager kicks. Chandie told a story about being at a bar with Jay in Huntington Beach when "an Indian gentleman" walked in.

"Jay walked over and said, 'how,'- I almost crawled under the table. By the end of the night the guy was doing shots with everybody."

Jay then started pacing the studio and walking in front of the cameras like an overanxious school kid in search of his Ritalin.

Dan wanted to interview some of the Rude.com girls but wasn't sure if there was a phone available for doing that.

"I don't feel as much love sometimes here as I feel in other environments," Dan commented. "Like prison camp. I know I felt more love in prison before. A lot more. Jay and I were much more welcome in prison because we were virile men at the time."

Jay brushed off Dan's statement as one of his "homoerotic dreams".

Dan then got one of the contestants, BJ Mature, on the line. She said those were her initials and the "mature" was self-evident.

"I thought it was for giving blowjobs like Jay and I had to learn to give quickly in prison," Dan replied.

"How did this show go awry with your nonsense?" asks Chandie, laughing, as Dan begins talking about celebrating the seasonal feast of Saturnalia and his being a pagan.

Unlike what her initials suggest, BJ said she didn't give them, that she was a solo act and sometimes plays in chocolate pudding with a girlfriend. Asked how she would spend the top prize of $12,000, BJ said she'd share it with people who have helped her along the way.

"I'm a tech dummy- I wouldn't have been able to complete the contest," she said. "I owe a lot of people big time."

BJ explained how she had cams on 24/7 and takes a shower every morning on cam.

"I'm not a whole lot of fun because I'm not married or have a live-in boyfriend," she adds. "People that join my live house know that and they put up with me. I live in Florida and I'm usually naked."

BJ insisted she wouldn't have sex with guys on camera.

"That's the way I chose to have my life," she says. "I just don't want to do something that later I might regret."

"How do you feel about asparagus?" Jay then asks her. BJ is going, what the?

"Apparently the party police are lecturing me..." Dan tells BJ, trying to tone it down, assigning her a number.

Another contestant, Trinity, says she's known for being a squirter. Dan said he was a big fan of squirters.

"Even if they can't squirt, they pee after knowing me," Dan tells her.

Trinity, who's now living in Illinois, said she'd pay off her credit cards if she won the top prize and move back to California where she's from.

"Illinois's a giant pile of suck," Jay told her. Trinity seemed to agree.
Kylie King who walked into the studio to hang out told Dan she does dirty things for money.

"Do you do double-anal?" he asks her.

"No," replies King. Jay told her if she won some money she could get "proper titties".

Then as the turning of the wheel grew more arduous, and the numbers selection process evidently more cumbersome for Dan, Chandie asked, "What's wrong with you guys?"

"We're on acid - five blotter hits right now," Dan tells her. With his eyeballs working independently of one another, it was hard to tell if Dan was kidding or not.

Dan, who began switching the rules of the contest around to make it simpler but growing more complicated in their explanation, asked King if she'd do an anal gangbang for 12 G's. It didn't seem like she was enthusiastic about the idea, either.

Another girl Kylie Rae, walked in and Dan asked if she'd get topless.

"I'm not getting paid enough for that," she tells him.

"She a stripper, obviously," observes Jay. Rae kept refusing to take her top off as Chandie tried to convince her about all the 1.3 million viewers who were supposedly watching the show.

Dan then lost count with the numbers assigned to the contestants, and Jay told him he needed to get off the smack. Summer Lynn was then announced as one of the $500 prize winners and Jay said he's spend that much sucking cocaine later.

"I need to take control of this program," Chandie interrupted trying to tell Dan he was losing track of the number of prize winners being announced. Dan disagreed.

"How much blotter acid did you give her?" Dan asks Jay.

"Lay off the acid, Chandie," advises Jay.

Chandie then kept yelling to Dan to call Trinity Sage who had just won $1,000. Jay kidded Sage about giving beauty contest happy answers instead of how she really felt. Then he also reminded the potential winner of the 12 Grand that she'd be making more money than Porno Dan all of next year.

Jay also announced that the winner gets a mandatory one-on-one with Ron Jeremy or there was no deal.

"Rude.com wanted to make this contest boring-I'm making it interesting. I'm here to raise the odds."

Chandie makes a comment about wanting to smack Jay for that remark. Chandie then wanted to name the $12,000 winner first, but Jay told her it was retarded and anticlimactic. An on-air debate ensued and Dan said he was in charge of giving out prizes.

Velvet Girl won the top prize.

"I wish I could get her on the line, unfortunately I can't," mutters Dan. Jay kept insisting how the idea of announcing the grand prize winner first was silly.

"People are turning off their Internet right now."

Someone then makes a comment about Roofies and Jay warned against taking them.

"One time I did one and date raped myself."

Chandie kept reminding the audience how qualified and hard the contestants worked to win their respective prizes. Jay began making some comments in the background.

"There's no humor here, Jay," Chandie told him. "That's me flipping you off."

Chandie thought everyone should have a Rude Space page while Jay say he didn't.

"He's just rude," commented Chandie.

After the giveaway, Jay was pretty much ready to book, and Chandie said Rude would be having more contests in the near future. Chandie looked like she was ready to go at it with Jay for more sarcastic comments he was making off camera.

Dan said it was all in fun and admitted maybe he could have run the contest more smoothly.

"I take full responsibility- I should have done it better."

Velvet Girl finally got on the line and said she'd go over to the UK and see some friends with the money. Dan said with the currency exchange, he would advise against that.

Asked what was the craziest thing she did on her shows, Velvet Girl, who joined Rude in April, said she was bound by the wrists and her "dominant" flogged her.

"KSEX has been on air seven years and this is the biggest prize they've ever given," notes Dan.

"Spend it on drugs- that's what I would do," quipped Jay who kept interrupting Velvet Girl's comments.

"You'll never see a more fair contest in your life," Dan added. "It was impossible- I can guarantee you that- to fix that one. I'll swear that on anyone."

"That one was tougher to rig than the special Olympics!" considers Jay.


Until nexzt time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head

Porn Business Laying Off Workers

Do we believe this? I know I don't. Read on.



--on the web

Porn Valley [from the LA Times] Last year may have marked the beginning of the end of the Internet's greatest financial success story: hugely profitable pornography. While the mainstream media spent billions of dollars and nearly a decade trying to make a buck off the Internet, the porn industry raked in cash from the moment Al Gore invented the thing.

But with the rise of such free sites as YouPorn (the YouTube of the pornography business), the online subscriber model is imploding. DVD sales are plummeting too, and the adult video business is actually laying off workers (no pun intended). YouPorn is now the most-visited adult site in the world, and its traffic is growing at nearly 40% a month.

Smut's not going away, to be sure. But its industrialization may finally be in retreat.

Naked Girls Smoking Weed

--press release

WWW- Rob Griffin's coffee table book of cannabis facts and photography, published by Goliath Books, contains hundreds of photos of naked girls smoking, praising, and beautifying cannabis.

The message is highly progressive. Each page highlights quotes and facts about hemp and marijuana.

Playboy Bunnies, Penthouse Pets and adamant amateur models came together. They shared their love and facilitated a revolutionary cannabis awareness publication. This splendid compilation features the kind girls from 420Girls.com in tandem with spirited text.

A recent interview with the author proved entertaining and valuable. "Working in the lab late one night I had a revelation," Rob stated. "Women are the most precious of beings. They should carry my message to the world. Readers from all cultures, classes, and professions will admire the beautiful imagery, allowing me to spread cannabis awareness utilizing integrated interviews, facts, and quotes."

An avid hemp and marijuana activist, Rob Griffin has captured the spiritual essence of naked women smoking weed since 1993. The advent of MySpace and the blogosphere allowed the like minded and information starved to form and join groups. "My fan base bloomed exponentially," Rob says. "Apparently, where there's smoke there's interest."

Rob's passion, positive perception, and ingenuity have seen him through adversity. Nowadays he walks tall and proud among the cannabis and hemp awareness movement. He has clearly extended his message to a global reach. This project exemplifies his vision, fervor, and photographic genius.

Dreamers absorb, interpret, and relay visions for the benefit of their society. Every dreamer has their potion. Rob's potion is cannabis. "I see spirits when cannabis and I commune," he admits. "The resulting dreams inspired this project."

Clearly, this author is devoted to his cause. This book is an innovative endeavor meant to generate universal understanding. The pristine form of the female body adds to the natural satiation of Mother Nature's "fruit for thought". Reciprocally, these ladies have never been captured in more beautiful settings and actions.

Naked Girls Smoking Weed is a high quality publication. It is suited for any amiable table. The message and pleasure of the author is concisely and beautifully shared with all consumers who make this purchase. In my opinion, this is a must have book.

"My mission is to progressively change International Cannabis Law," Rob continues. "I want to assist the legalization process of medical marijuana and hemp universally. I hope to accomplish this by coupling entertainment and education. The war on marijuana and industrial hemp is, in fact, a war on information. First we educate and then we vote."

"This coffee table book sends my message. The days of discussing issues at campfire gatherings and music festivals are indeed fond memories. Each individual interaction is a step but now I need to build a staircase. I hope my book will be used to educate people globally for generations to come."

Profits from the sale of this book fund the ongoing campaign to bring cannabis and hemp awareness to the world.

Porn on the Disney Channel

--on the web

In the year's wrap up of stories, AOL's making a big to-do of a porno incident that happened on the Disney Channel in May of this year:

MIDDLETOWN, N.J. [AP]- A cable television company is investigating just how children in some New Jersey homes ended up watching hardcore pornography when they tuned into a popular cartoon program on the Disney Channel.

Paul Dunleavy, a Middletown, New Jersey, subscriber to cable giant Comcast, was stunned Tuesday morning to find his 5-year-old son watching something other than "Handy Manny," a cartoon show about a bilingual Latino handyman, Manny Garcia, and his talking tools.

"It was two people doing their thing, it was full-on and it was disgusting," the Middletown father of three told The New York Daily News newspaper for its Wednesday editions.

"I couldn't believe it," he said. "We try to do the right thing to protect our kids from this stuff, and then they broadcast it on children's TV."

Dunleavy's phone number was unlisted when The Associated Press tried to contact him Wednesday.

Comcast spokesman Fred DeAndrea confirmed the programming error occurred around 9:30 a.m. Tuesday. He described it as an "isolated issue in a local New Jersey facility."

"We automatically detected the issue and it was corrected promptly. We apologize to any customer who experienced an issue yesterday morning," said DeAndrea, who said the mistake was made by his company, not Disney.

DeAndrea declined to provide the duration of the pornography broadcast, how many homes it reached, how the mistake happened and whether anyone will be disciplined for the X-rated error.

A Disney Channel spokeswoman said the company has asked Comcast for assurances that appropriate measures are taken to prevent such offensive incidents from happening again. The state Board of Public Utilities, which regulates the cable industry in New Jersey, has made a similar request and asked to meet with Comcast officials to discuss the matter.

"We value the trust that parents have in our programming and certainly take yesterday's regrettable program disruption extremely seriously," said Disney Channel spokeswoman Karen Hobson. "Comcast has taken full responsibility for this situation, and we understand that they are currently working to determine the root cause of the incident."

Dunleavy told The Daily News that he received an apology directly from Comcast. But he was still disturbed by the incident. "My son was extremely upset because he thought he'd done something wrong, and we're hoping what he saw doesn't become an issue for him."