Be proud to be a slut!!!

Posted by JupaMan on December 20, 2007 under opinions | Be the First to Comment

Hey Perves,

Here are 9 reasons why I fucking love sluts…

1. They Don’t bitch for attention
If you happen to miss calling them one time, it is not the end of the world. They will just be fucking someone else. We know this, so this is our choice. Just wear a fucking condom, like you should have been doing in the first place.

2. You don’t have to fake it
Yes, guys fake it too. Why? Because we are sick of fucking. It happens. If we don’t get a nut in the first two hours, we are not going to bust one. We know this. So we fake it. Sorry honey. When a slut is on your nuts, you are almost guaranteed a bust, because she knows how to bring you there.

3. You don’t have to worry about them cheating on you
Because they are fucking a few different guys during the same period they are fucking you. Who gives a shit? Pussy is pussy. Stop bitching about it and be happy you are having sex. You could be jacking off on the internet four fucking times a day. Not that you don’t anyways, but still…

4. They don’t just lay there
A slut can take the cock. For Christ sakes, she can take two at the same time if you talk to her right. They like sex. Often times, they ride the cock like a god damn matador, red flag and all. If they don’t, they are not real sluts. They do not deserve the name.

5. No relationship bullshit
We all know we don’t give two shits what a woman says. Why the fuck do we want to listen to it and have to act like we do? Sluts are easy. They take the pounding and leave, without trying to get you to express your “feelings”. Feelings are fucking stupid anyways.

6. You can fuck other girls
All the other girls. You know why? Because she is probably fucking your friends. This means it doesn’t matter if you fuck her friends. Don’t be a bitch and cry about it, because it is what you want. If it is not what you want, you should probably check your ass, because some guy probably has a dick in it right now.

7. It will teach you to wear condoms
You should be doing this in the first place. Kids cost a shit load of money. I am telling you because I know. Not only did little zero want a PSP for his birthday, his mom wanted child support. Ever paid 500$ for a PSP? I have. Learn from me and be happy you did.

8. You will not have to remember an anniversary
Because no one cares. She doesn’t give two shits if you remember the first drunken night that you slept with her. Maybe you didn’t even sleep. Maybe you just scrogged her and went home. She won’t expect a box of chocolates on that day. Just fuck her again.

9. Because they are sluts
They are the few women who can stand up and say “I like sex just as much as males”. That is fucking awesome. You other women could learn something from these chicks. Stop being so stuck up. Admit you like the cock and just let us give it to you.

Of course, once they start interrupting your day to day life like going out with the guys and getting hammered, then she’s gotta go.

Until next time, the JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head.

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2257 is UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!!!!!

Posted by JupaMan on October 26, 2007 under Adult Legal News, opinions | Be the First to Comment

Free Speech Coalition sends this- Cleveland, OH – On Tuesday, October 23rd the United States Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit issued its decision in the case of Connection Distributing Company v Keisler striking down 2257 as unconstitutional on its face.

Each of the three judges on the panel determined that 2257’s burdens are not sufficient in the Government’s interest of combating child pornography. This reasoning applies across the board and is not restricted to the contents of swingers’ magazines as represented by the specific parties.

This decision clearly holds for the 6th circuit (Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky and Tennessee) that 2257 is unconstitutional unless and until 2257 is dramatically rewritten by Congress. Continued litigation is likely in states outside the 6th Circuit.

“This is one of the arguments that FSC has been asserting all along and that we will continue to carry if necessary,” said Reed Lee, FSC board member and Chair of FSC’s Legal Committee. Lee pointed out that the Government has options and will most likely reveal its intentions within the next two weeks.

Within the next few days, FSC will provide a more detailed analysis of the decision, the FSC legal team’s responses to “Frequently Asked Questions,” and an outline of possible next step scenarios. In the meantime, FSC, acting in its role as the industry trade association, will continue to keep members informed about this and other important developments affecting the industry nationally.

FreeSpeechCoalition.com

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Is Porn A Man Thing ?

Posted by JupaMan on October 2, 2007 under opinions | Be the First to Comment

Hey Perves,

What do you think of this? read below.

As posted on www.adultbizlaw.com
Why do men cheat? Why do men look at porn? Why do men ogle? Why do men wolf-whistle at anything with two legs? Because, as the old adage goes, men are visual creatures. They are allowed to do such things. It’s in their nature. It’s in their DNA for goodness sakes. As Germaine Greer once sniffed: “Men prefer looks to brains because they see better than they think.”

So are they perverts, or misunderstood creatures?

Allan Pease has a different theory. As the author of Why Men Don’t Have a Clue And Women Always Need More Shoes, by his reckoning male attraction occurs on a biological level. How it works is simple: men are attracted to women with good genes because they believe if they mate with such creatures, they can pass on the good genes to their offspring. In other words, the better looking the woman, the more likely the bloke will ogle, stare and attempt to pick her up.

Even the male fondness for bigger breasts is biological (or so the male scientists say), because they promise exceptional nutrition for future offspring …

Pease also talks of brain researchers at Massachusetts General Hospital who showed photos of ridiculously good looking women to a bunch of blokes while monitoring their brain activity. What they found might startle and shock: the images switched on the same parts of their brains that are switched on by money and cocaine! No wonder they’re so into it.

But they better beware. As Jerry Seinfeld said; “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can’t stare at it long, it’s too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.”

A case in point is the tale recounted to me by US-based author Amy Dezellar of the hilarious book Dating Amy: 50 True Confessions of a Serial Dater (Warner Books). While she was working at a food convention alongside a bunch of blokes, the men decided that to pass the time they would rate every woman who walked past on a scale of 1-10 (and weren’t being so generous). Then the following day, while getting her coffee at Starbucks, a creepy male coffee drinker suddenly bolted outside to ogle at a sexy-looking woman walking past. When he came back in, the barista asked him to leave because he was making women uncomfortable. From the two incidents, Amy came to a conclusion:

“I suspect that it’s not just that my fellow food samplers were immature (although they were) or that the guy at Starbucks was creepy (although he was). It’s that men are preoccupied with women.”

“The difference between married bankers in Armani suits who don’t look at women and drunk guys on the street who blatantly gawk at them is only one of social boundaries,” she says. “The crazier guys just openly express what every man is thinking. One has a million-dollar home, one has a heated sidewalk grate, but their feelings towards miniskirts are identical. It’s endearing in a way. Inside every man is a little pervert just begging to be booted out of Starbucks.”

Interesting hypothesis, yet this got me wondering: does it work the other way around? Are women just as visual as men? Or are we attracted by something entirely different?

You wouldn’t blame me for thinking so the other night while out with a couple of mates to see a local band. I couldn’t help notice that all the women in the room had gone ga-ga over the lead singer. Sure I admit he was a good vocalist, (OK, he was pretty darn brilliant), but I don’t think one woman was actually listening to his soulful ballads or even remotely concentrating on his handy work with the electric guitar. Because you see, this guy was a bona fide David Beckham look alike. Yep, he was smoking hot.

Of course we all soured over the humdrum reality that his gorgeous girlfriend was beaming in the audience, but nevertheless I had seen something that piqued my interest: women are perhaps just as visual as men. They might not show it as much (unless they’ve had a few too many champagnes), because women are masterminds at surreptitious ogling. We’d never shout out obscenities at passing gents with bulging muscles, nor outlandishly rate men walking past our coffee table from 1 to 10.

Interestingly, according to Seduction Labs, (a scientific website on seduction), women aren’t as attracted to a good looking man because they’re worried these types will “impregnate and leave” them.

So instead of going for men with good physical genes, women go for men who have a “tendency to stick around”. And while men can generally size up a woman in seven seconds or less, for women to find out whether he’s a stayer or a player generally takes a lot more time. Hence many women withhold sex till marriage or barrage him with “I love yous” in the hope that he’ll say the same thing back, and mean it.

But back to ogling gents.

While I was out with a gorgeous-looking female friend and her boyfriend the other night, she caught him staring at another woman walking by. I was surprised when she laughed it all off, but then whispered this to us: “Even though they have the Porsche, it doesn’t mean they can’t look at the Ferrari.” Can I hear an amen to that?

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SIX THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE BECOMING AN ADULT PERFORMER

Posted by JupaMan on September 29, 2007 under Adult News, opinions | Be the First to Comment

Hey perves,

Here are 6 well known facts for those that would like to break into the adult industry.

1. Educate yourself before making the jump into Adult Movies…
AVN.COM
XBIZ.COM
ADULTDVDTALK.COM
ADULTFYI.COM
THEFLOATINGWORLD.COM

2. Don’t ever think about doing Adult Movies if you feel the need to hide it from your family or friends because they will find out!

3. Giving out freebies or “test shoots” is not a “part of the business”. Anyone who makes you feel that you have to have sex in order to get a job or agent is trying to take advantage of you!

4. Agents work for performers, performers don’t work for agents!

5. The average career for an adult actress lasts 7 months. This is mainly due to poor career planning, poor career choices, and lack of knowledge about how this industry really works!

6. While you will be technically referred to as a “Porn Star”, very few achieve the stardom they imagined for themselves!

Until next time,
The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head

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My thoughts on Adult Star Bella Donna

Posted by JupaMan on September 27, 2007 under opinions | Be the First to Comment

Hey Perves,

As the issue with Bella Donna and her comeback to acting in adult films is being put out there, a lot of us in the industry have all kinds of different opinions. I have finally decided to put mine down.

The reality of it all is that we do protect ourselves in our personal lives when we “hook up” with strangers. So why should porn be any different. That’s just showing the public that those few of us in the industry are “adult” enough about things to protect not only ourselves, but each other. There are just way too many people entities and issues out there, like the government, that just wants to bring us down. Showing such irresponsibility, just goes to prove to the government and everybody else that they have been right about us all along. We need to take a stand in this industry and UNITE, instead of being selfish for a buck.
That’s why adult companies in the east coast are more open, friendly and more willing to work together than the west coast counterparts. We look out for each other, and World X productions can attest to this comment, as we have always helped each other out. Right Franny?
I’m not saying that everything here is perfect, but I do believe the majority of producers here have the same idea. Only do condom shoots!!!!
Now me for example, I religiously get tested, and I still wear condoms in every shoot that I’m in. It’s better to have protected fun and stay alive, than to enjoy a 4 second cumshot/orgasm and die young.

That’s just MY two cents….

Until next time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head

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