Porno Dan: "We're on Acid"
Hey Perves,
First of all I hope everybody had a save and fun holidays. We are now back in full force with many new exciting news. however I will trickle them slowly.... too many and too long to list in just one posting.
However I would like to say that there will be a few of these postings related to porno Dan. There are some issues that have arisen involving Porno Dan and Jayxxx from ksex.com. (at the time of this witting xxxJay has been fired from his job at ksex.com)
Below is a post from Gene Ross of adultfyi.com fame. I know the posting is very long, but it explains what had happen at the rude.com $20,000 Christmas giveaway. For those of you that know, I'm a member of the website rude.com and many friends of mine were in that contest, including my dearest friend Brooke Babylon.
To make a long story short which you will read below, xxxJay and porno Dan destroyed what should have been something fun. They were rude to the girls, xxxJay was an obnoxious ass, they were obviously drunk, and two of the girls definitely had the "white powder itch" under their nose. it was very obvious that the second party favor of choice was a sort of white powder. I say second party favor, because they blatantly bolstered about doing speed.
An apology was sent to all the girls of rude that were in the contest by the big wigs of rude.com for such an embarrasing even with a very rude drug addict, and a bleached head monkey host.
Below is the posting from Gene Ross. Please read it and let me know what you think.
--Gene Ross from adultfyi.com
Porn Valley- 'Twas the Friday before Christmas and all through the house...five drops of acid were found on her blouse.
In their salute to the holidays, Porno Dan and XXX Jay from OC Cash hosted a KSEX show that will certainly go down in memory, if not the Library of Congress archives. Some industry people described it as watching a train wreck in slow motion.
But other than it being out of control - depending on your sense of humor, company affiliations or point of view - the show was pretty amusing.
So train wreck or not, Dan's co-host Jay wound up being shown the door of the caboose afterwards. Jay had made some remarks- construed as unfriendly fire- about Rude.com which has a business relationship with KSEX. The fact that Jay also chose to make them on the webmaster forum, GFY, in the days following the show, made it a tad worse.
Which is interesting because only a month earlier, Jay seemed to be on the same page of the Rude.com program of love. In early November- their second KSEX show to be exact- Dan announced the new affiliation with Rude.com which started airing KSEX.
"This is the first show that KSEX is on Rude," said Dan. "These are all long time friends of mine, actually. The owner of Rude, "Bukkake" Brett Lamar, my buddy; and Rob who spun off from another cam company that we won't mention right now, and R.J...."
XXXJay cuts in to say that he hadn't been on the site until two days prior.
"That's a fucking pretty bad ass little website there," comments Jay.
Dan notes that Rude's Alexa rating was under 1,000.
"That's very good news- 1.3 million members and 6.7 million page views are the actual numbers I was told from the tech people," Dan adds.
In the meantime, Dan and Jay's KSEX show was moved to the Friday 9pm slot, and the December 21st airing proved to be their unraveling as an on-air team.
Their guest for the evening was Chandie from Rude.com. Chandie says Rude.com [a 565 ranking at the time of the show] has been highly successful considering the fact that they're only been around for only a year.
"That means out of the billions and billions of websites out there, you're the 500th most popular website in the world," Dan comments. "And growing which is amazingly impressive."
"Isn't it true that you guys are growing off all that stolen content like I've been reading on GFY?" Jay then asks her Chandie. He tells her he was just busting her chops.
"It keeps the showing interesting."
Dan, on the show, was supposed to be giving away $20,000 in prize money. But what lent some confusion was the fact that some KSEX listeners were under the impression they were going to be the recipients of the largesse not the Rude.com girls.
Except, in this case, Dan would be giving the money to eight of the Rude.com webcam girls.
Chandie explained that Rude.com was a live, social networking community which combined the best elements of MySpace and YouTube with live cam shows and voyeur cam. Chandie also mentions that she's hardly a MySpace junkie, and Dan announces that Rude.com would soon have a dating site available.
"So I could troll around for girls."
According to Chandie, each of the Rude.com girls did different things from sex to fetishes.
"There's not a requirement."
"If I was in charge of the contest," Dan comments, "and I was giving away twenty grand, they'd be doing some really demented things to earn that twenty grand. We know what porn chicks will do for a thousand, so for twenty thousand, I don't know what they won't do. A girl will do a double anal scene for $1500."
Chandie explained that the Rude.com girls had tons of fans who watched them on voyeur cameras.
"On that note there are eight finalists," added Dan, including one girl, he said, who gets paid for people to watch her smoke cigarettes.
"Personally I think a girl who smokes- take like a 9 and drop her down to a 6; take three points off- I guess I don't have a smoking fetish," Jay interjects. "I have a no-smoking fetish."
Dan said he shoots scenes with girls smoking while giving him blowjobs.
"That's an easy way for your penis to get cancer," Jay observes.
Another of the contestants, noted Dan, was Alana Thomas, a girl apparently gifted with remarkable areolas.
Dan goes on to tell a story about how he and Jay were at the Playboy Mansion for the second time in two months.
"I remember half that night," observes Jay wryly.
"I woke up on Jay's floor about seven in the evening, not really sure how I got there," adds Dan.
Jay also talked about how some porn people had rented his house for a location and weren't very happy about the condition of the property.
"They stopped renting the place after the second day because they said I wasn't professional enough," Jay laughs. "I've hit a new low- too unprofessional for porn people."
Dan said he was only there the first day when they started burning Jay's house down.
"They almost did burn my house down," Jay agrees. "They left my pool up to 105 [degrees] and I didn't know it. My whole backyard was on fire because of the smoke. They were trying to throw the bitches in the pool."
Jay couldn't remember how he and Dan got from Playboy to his house.
"We took a cab," Dan reminded him.
Using numbered bingo chips in a cage, Dan tried to explain how the prizes would be given out, only the translation of how that was supposed to be done got lost. Chandie wasn't sure what he was trying to do. In any event, Jay joked about the prize money going a long way to subsidize his Jager habit.
Dan mentions that twice recently he was out to bars with girls who wanted to take advantage of Jay on his Jager kicks. Chandie told a story about being at a bar with Jay in Huntington Beach when "an Indian gentleman" walked in.
"Jay walked over and said, 'how,'- I almost crawled under the table. By the end of the night the guy was doing shots with everybody."
Jay then started pacing the studio and walking in front of the cameras like an overanxious school kid in search of his Ritalin.
Dan wanted to interview some of the Rude.com girls but wasn't sure if there was a phone available for doing that.
"I don't feel as much love sometimes here as I feel in other environments," Dan commented. "Like prison camp. I know I felt more love in prison before. A lot more. Jay and I were much more welcome in prison because we were virile men at the time."
Jay brushed off Dan's statement as one of his "homoerotic dreams".
Dan then got one of the contestants, BJ Mature, on the line. She said those were her initials and the "mature" was self-evident.
"I thought it was for giving blowjobs like Jay and I had to learn to give quickly in prison," Dan replied.
"How did this show go awry with your nonsense?" asks Chandie, laughing, as Dan begins talking about celebrating the seasonal feast of Saturnalia and his being a pagan.
Unlike what her initials suggest, BJ said she didn't give them, that she was a solo act and sometimes plays in chocolate pudding with a girlfriend. Asked how she would spend the top prize of $12,000, BJ said she'd share it with people who have helped her along the way.
"I'm a tech dummy- I wouldn't have been able to complete the contest," she said. "I owe a lot of people big time."
BJ explained how she had cams on 24/7 and takes a shower every morning on cam.
"I'm not a whole lot of fun because I'm not married or have a live-in boyfriend," she adds. "People that join my live house know that and they put up with me. I live in Florida and I'm usually naked."
BJ insisted she wouldn't have sex with guys on camera.
"That's the way I chose to have my life," she says. "I just don't want to do something that later I might regret."
"How do you feel about asparagus?" Jay then asks her. BJ is going, what the?
"Apparently the party police are lecturing me..." Dan tells BJ, trying to tone it down, assigning her a number.
Another contestant, Trinity, says she's known for being a squirter. Dan said he was a big fan of squirters.
"Even if they can't squirt, they pee after knowing me," Dan tells her.
Trinity, who's now living in Illinois, said she'd pay off her credit cards if she won the top prize and move back to California where she's from.
"Illinois's a giant pile of suck," Jay told her. Trinity seemed to agree.
Kylie King who walked into the studio to hang out told Dan she does dirty things for money.
"Do you do double-anal?" he asks her.
"No," replies King. Jay told her if she won some money she could get "proper titties".
Then as the turning of the wheel grew more arduous, and the numbers selection process evidently more cumbersome for Dan, Chandie asked, "What's wrong with you guys?"
"We're on acid - five blotter hits right now," Dan tells her. With his eyeballs working independently of one another, it was hard to tell if Dan was kidding or not.
Dan, who began switching the rules of the contest around to make it simpler but growing more complicated in their explanation, asked King if she'd do an anal gangbang for 12 G's. It didn't seem like she was enthusiastic about the idea, either.
Another girl Kylie Rae, walked in and Dan asked if she'd get topless.
"I'm not getting paid enough for that," she tells him.
"She a stripper, obviously," observes Jay. Rae kept refusing to take her top off as Chandie tried to convince her about all the 1.3 million viewers who were supposedly watching the show.
Dan then lost count with the numbers assigned to the contestants, and Jay told him he needed to get off the smack. Summer Lynn was then announced as one of the $500 prize winners and Jay said he's spend that much sucking cocaine later.
"I need to take control of this program," Chandie interrupted trying to tell Dan he was losing track of the number of prize winners being announced. Dan disagreed.
"How much blotter acid did you give her?" Dan asks Jay.
"Lay off the acid, Chandie," advises Jay.
Chandie then kept yelling to Dan to call Trinity Sage who had just won $1,000. Jay kidded Sage about giving beauty contest happy answers instead of how she really felt. Then he also reminded the potential winner of the 12 Grand that she'd be making more money than Porno Dan all of next year.
Jay also announced that the winner gets a mandatory one-on-one with Ron Jeremy or there was no deal.
"Rude.com wanted to make this contest boring-I'm making it interesting. I'm here to raise the odds."
Chandie makes a comment about wanting to smack Jay for that remark. Chandie then wanted to name the $12,000 winner first, but Jay told her it was retarded and anticlimactic. An on-air debate ensued and Dan said he was in charge of giving out prizes.
Velvet Girl won the top prize.
"I wish I could get her on the line, unfortunately I can't," mutters Dan. Jay kept insisting how the idea of announcing the grand prize winner first was silly.
"People are turning off their Internet right now."
Someone then makes a comment about Roofies and Jay warned against taking them.
"One time I did one and date raped myself."
Chandie kept reminding the audience how qualified and hard the contestants worked to win their respective prizes. Jay began making some comments in the background.
"There's no humor here, Jay," Chandie told him. "That's me flipping you off."
Chandie thought everyone should have a Rude Space page while Jay say he didn't.
"He's just rude," commented Chandie.
After the giveaway, Jay was pretty much ready to book, and Chandie said Rude would be having more contests in the near future. Chandie looked like she was ready to go at it with Jay for more sarcastic comments he was making off camera.
Dan said it was all in fun and admitted maybe he could have run the contest more smoothly.
"I take full responsibility- I should have done it better."
Velvet Girl finally got on the line and said she'd go over to the UK and see some friends with the money. Dan said with the currency exchange, he would advise against that.
Asked what was the craziest thing she did on her shows, Velvet Girl, who joined Rude in April, said she was bound by the wrists and her "dominant" flogged her.
"KSEX has been on air seven years and this is the biggest prize they've ever given," notes Dan.
"Spend it on drugs- that's what I would do," quipped Jay who kept interrupting Velvet Girl's comments.
"You'll never see a more fair contest in your life," Dan added. "It was impossible- I can guarantee you that- to fix that one. I'll swear that on anyone."
"That one was tougher to rig than the special Olympics!" considers Jay.
Until nexzt time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head
First of all I hope everybody had a save and fun holidays. We are now back in full force with many new exciting news. however I will trickle them slowly.... too many and too long to list in just one posting.
However I would like to say that there will be a few of these postings related to porno Dan. There are some issues that have arisen involving Porno Dan and Jayxxx from ksex.com. (at the time of this witting xxxJay has been fired from his job at ksex.com)
Below is a post from Gene Ross of adultfyi.com fame. I know the posting is very long, but it explains what had happen at the rude.com $20,000 Christmas giveaway. For those of you that know, I'm a member of the website rude.com and many friends of mine were in that contest, including my dearest friend Brooke Babylon.
To make a long story short which you will read below, xxxJay and porno Dan destroyed what should have been something fun. They were rude to the girls, xxxJay was an obnoxious ass, they were obviously drunk, and two of the girls definitely had the "white powder itch" under their nose. it was very obvious that the second party favor of choice was a sort of white powder. I say second party favor, because they blatantly bolstered about doing speed.
An apology was sent to all the girls of rude that were in the contest by the big wigs of rude.com for such an embarrasing even with a very rude drug addict, and a bleached head monkey host.
Below is the posting from Gene Ross. Please read it and let me know what you think.
--Gene Ross from adultfyi.com
Porn Valley- 'Twas the Friday before Christmas and all through the house...five drops of acid were found on her blouse.
In their salute to the holidays, Porno Dan and XXX Jay from OC Cash hosted a KSEX show that will certainly go down in memory, if not the Library of Congress archives. Some industry people described it as watching a train wreck in slow motion.
But other than it being out of control - depending on your sense of humor, company affiliations or point of view - the show was pretty amusing.
So train wreck or not, Dan's co-host Jay wound up being shown the door of the caboose afterwards. Jay had made some remarks- construed as unfriendly fire- about Rude.com which has a business relationship with KSEX. The fact that Jay also chose to make them on the webmaster forum, GFY, in the days following the show, made it a tad worse.
Which is interesting because only a month earlier, Jay seemed to be on the same page of the Rude.com program of love. In early November- their second KSEX show to be exact- Dan announced the new affiliation with Rude.com which started airing KSEX.
"This is the first show that KSEX is on Rude," said Dan. "These are all long time friends of mine, actually. The owner of Rude, "Bukkake" Brett Lamar, my buddy; and Rob who spun off from another cam company that we won't mention right now, and R.J...."
XXXJay cuts in to say that he hadn't been on the site until two days prior.
"That's a fucking pretty bad ass little website there," comments Jay.
Dan notes that Rude's Alexa rating was under 1,000.
"That's very good news- 1.3 million members and 6.7 million page views are the actual numbers I was told from the tech people," Dan adds.
In the meantime, Dan and Jay's KSEX show was moved to the Friday 9pm slot, and the December 21st airing proved to be their unraveling as an on-air team.
Their guest for the evening was Chandie from Rude.com. Chandie says Rude.com [a 565 ranking at the time of the show] has been highly successful considering the fact that they're only been around for only a year.
"That means out of the billions and billions of websites out there, you're the 500th most popular website in the world," Dan comments. "And growing which is amazingly impressive."
"Isn't it true that you guys are growing off all that stolen content like I've been reading on GFY?" Jay then asks her Chandie. He tells her he was just busting her chops.
"It keeps the showing interesting."
Dan, on the show, was supposed to be giving away $20,000 in prize money. But what lent some confusion was the fact that some KSEX listeners were under the impression they were going to be the recipients of the largesse not the Rude.com girls.
Except, in this case, Dan would be giving the money to eight of the Rude.com webcam girls.
Chandie explained that Rude.com was a live, social networking community which combined the best elements of MySpace and YouTube with live cam shows and voyeur cam. Chandie also mentions that she's hardly a MySpace junkie, and Dan announces that Rude.com would soon have a dating site available.
"So I could troll around for girls."
According to Chandie, each of the Rude.com girls did different things from sex to fetishes.
"There's not a requirement."
"If I was in charge of the contest," Dan comments, "and I was giving away twenty grand, they'd be doing some really demented things to earn that twenty grand. We know what porn chicks will do for a thousand, so for twenty thousand, I don't know what they won't do. A girl will do a double anal scene for $1500."
Chandie explained that the Rude.com girls had tons of fans who watched them on voyeur cameras.
"On that note there are eight finalists," added Dan, including one girl, he said, who gets paid for people to watch her smoke cigarettes.
"Personally I think a girl who smokes- take like a 9 and drop her down to a 6; take three points off- I guess I don't have a smoking fetish," Jay interjects. "I have a no-smoking fetish."
Dan said he shoots scenes with girls smoking while giving him blowjobs.
"That's an easy way for your penis to get cancer," Jay observes.
Another of the contestants, noted Dan, was Alana Thomas, a girl apparently gifted with remarkable areolas.
Dan goes on to tell a story about how he and Jay were at the Playboy Mansion for the second time in two months.
"I remember half that night," observes Jay wryly.
"I woke up on Jay's floor about seven in the evening, not really sure how I got there," adds Dan.
Jay also talked about how some porn people had rented his house for a location and weren't very happy about the condition of the property.
"They stopped renting the place after the second day because they said I wasn't professional enough," Jay laughs. "I've hit a new low- too unprofessional for porn people."
Dan said he was only there the first day when they started burning Jay's house down.
"They almost did burn my house down," Jay agrees. "They left my pool up to 105 [degrees] and I didn't know it. My whole backyard was on fire because of the smoke. They were trying to throw the bitches in the pool."
Jay couldn't remember how he and Dan got from Playboy to his house.
"We took a cab," Dan reminded him.
Using numbered bingo chips in a cage, Dan tried to explain how the prizes would be given out, only the translation of how that was supposed to be done got lost. Chandie wasn't sure what he was trying to do. In any event, Jay joked about the prize money going a long way to subsidize his Jager habit.
Dan mentions that twice recently he was out to bars with girls who wanted to take advantage of Jay on his Jager kicks. Chandie told a story about being at a bar with Jay in Huntington Beach when "an Indian gentleman" walked in.
"Jay walked over and said, 'how,'- I almost crawled under the table. By the end of the night the guy was doing shots with everybody."
Jay then started pacing the studio and walking in front of the cameras like an overanxious school kid in search of his Ritalin.
Dan wanted to interview some of the Rude.com girls but wasn't sure if there was a phone available for doing that.
"I don't feel as much love sometimes here as I feel in other environments," Dan commented. "Like prison camp. I know I felt more love in prison before. A lot more. Jay and I were much more welcome in prison because we were virile men at the time."
Jay brushed off Dan's statement as one of his "homoerotic dreams".
Dan then got one of the contestants, BJ Mature, on the line. She said those were her initials and the "mature" was self-evident.
"I thought it was for giving blowjobs like Jay and I had to learn to give quickly in prison," Dan replied.
"How did this show go awry with your nonsense?" asks Chandie, laughing, as Dan begins talking about celebrating the seasonal feast of Saturnalia and his being a pagan.
Unlike what her initials suggest, BJ said she didn't give them, that she was a solo act and sometimes plays in chocolate pudding with a girlfriend. Asked how she would spend the top prize of $12,000, BJ said she'd share it with people who have helped her along the way.
"I'm a tech dummy- I wouldn't have been able to complete the contest," she said. "I owe a lot of people big time."
BJ explained how she had cams on 24/7 and takes a shower every morning on cam.
"I'm not a whole lot of fun because I'm not married or have a live-in boyfriend," she adds. "People that join my live house know that and they put up with me. I live in Florida and I'm usually naked."
BJ insisted she wouldn't have sex with guys on camera.
"That's the way I chose to have my life," she says. "I just don't want to do something that later I might regret."
"How do you feel about asparagus?" Jay then asks her. BJ is going, what the?
"Apparently the party police are lecturing me..." Dan tells BJ, trying to tone it down, assigning her a number.
Another contestant, Trinity, says she's known for being a squirter. Dan said he was a big fan of squirters.
"Even if they can't squirt, they pee after knowing me," Dan tells her.
Trinity, who's now living in Illinois, said she'd pay off her credit cards if she won the top prize and move back to California where she's from.
"Illinois's a giant pile of suck," Jay told her. Trinity seemed to agree.
Kylie King who walked into the studio to hang out told Dan she does dirty things for money.
"Do you do double-anal?" he asks her.
"No," replies King. Jay told her if she won some money she could get "proper titties".
Then as the turning of the wheel grew more arduous, and the numbers selection process evidently more cumbersome for Dan, Chandie asked, "What's wrong with you guys?"
"We're on acid - five blotter hits right now," Dan tells her. With his eyeballs working independently of one another, it was hard to tell if Dan was kidding or not.
Dan, who began switching the rules of the contest around to make it simpler but growing more complicated in their explanation, asked King if she'd do an anal gangbang for 12 G's. It didn't seem like she was enthusiastic about the idea, either.
Another girl Kylie Rae, walked in and Dan asked if she'd get topless.
"I'm not getting paid enough for that," she tells him.
"She a stripper, obviously," observes Jay. Rae kept refusing to take her top off as Chandie tried to convince her about all the 1.3 million viewers who were supposedly watching the show.
Dan then lost count with the numbers assigned to the contestants, and Jay told him he needed to get off the smack. Summer Lynn was then announced as one of the $500 prize winners and Jay said he's spend that much sucking cocaine later.
"I need to take control of this program," Chandie interrupted trying to tell Dan he was losing track of the number of prize winners being announced. Dan disagreed.
"How much blotter acid did you give her?" Dan asks Jay.
"Lay off the acid, Chandie," advises Jay.
Chandie then kept yelling to Dan to call Trinity Sage who had just won $1,000. Jay kidded Sage about giving beauty contest happy answers instead of how she really felt. Then he also reminded the potential winner of the 12 Grand that she'd be making more money than Porno Dan all of next year.
Jay also announced that the winner gets a mandatory one-on-one with Ron Jeremy or there was no deal.
"Rude.com wanted to make this contest boring-I'm making it interesting. I'm here to raise the odds."
Chandie makes a comment about wanting to smack Jay for that remark. Chandie then wanted to name the $12,000 winner first, but Jay told her it was retarded and anticlimactic. An on-air debate ensued and Dan said he was in charge of giving out prizes.
Velvet Girl won the top prize.
"I wish I could get her on the line, unfortunately I can't," mutters Dan. Jay kept insisting how the idea of announcing the grand prize winner first was silly.
"People are turning off their Internet right now."
Someone then makes a comment about Roofies and Jay warned against taking them.
"One time I did one and date raped myself."
Chandie kept reminding the audience how qualified and hard the contestants worked to win their respective prizes. Jay began making some comments in the background.
"There's no humor here, Jay," Chandie told him. "That's me flipping you off."
Chandie thought everyone should have a Rude Space page while Jay say he didn't.
"He's just rude," commented Chandie.
After the giveaway, Jay was pretty much ready to book, and Chandie said Rude would be having more contests in the near future. Chandie looked like she was ready to go at it with Jay for more sarcastic comments he was making off camera.
Dan said it was all in fun and admitted maybe he could have run the contest more smoothly.
"I take full responsibility- I should have done it better."
Velvet Girl finally got on the line and said she'd go over to the UK and see some friends with the money. Dan said with the currency exchange, he would advise against that.
Asked what was the craziest thing she did on her shows, Velvet Girl, who joined Rude in April, said she was bound by the wrists and her "dominant" flogged her.
"KSEX has been on air seven years and this is the biggest prize they've ever given," notes Dan.
"Spend it on drugs- that's what I would do," quipped Jay who kept interrupting Velvet Girl's comments.
"You'll never see a more fair contest in your life," Dan added. "It was impossible- I can guarantee you that- to fix that one. I'll swear that on anyone."
"That one was tougher to rig than the special Olympics!" considers Jay.
Until nexzt time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head
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