Man accused of using nun's PC to view porn

by The Associated Press
Thursday January 31, 2008, 10:11 AM

A civilian State Police employee is accused of sneaking into a Monmouth County church to look at pornography on a nun's computer.

Thomas G. Findler was arrested Wednesday after a custodian at Grace St. Paul Episcopal Church found Findler on a nun's computer. The custodian chased him out -- right into a police officer who happened to be nearby.

The suspect, who works in a local office for the state police, is charged with burglary and theft. Authorities suspect Findler -- who worships at Grace St. Paul -- had been sneaking into the church at night for three weeks to look at pornography.

Reached Thursday morning, Findler's father said his son was not home.

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Jailer Gave Blow Job To Inmate

Oklahoma- A 20-year-old female corrections officer is facing sex assault charges for allegedly performing oral sex on a male inmate on New Year's Eve in an Oklahoma jail.

Billie Pelley told investigators that she entered inmate Bobby Mann's cell and began kissing the 37-year-old inmate "for a while." She then advanced to servicing Mann, but "stopped after thinking about what she was doing," according to a probable cause affidavit filed earlier this month in Okfuskee County District Court.

By then, however, Pelley's encounter with Mann had already been recorded by a surveillance camera. When a dispatcher, Andrea Million, subsequently entered Cell 10, she found Pelley sitting on the side of Mann's bed.

During an interview with a sheriff's investigator, Pelley admitted the sexual contact with the prisoner, who is awaiting trial on a bomb threat count. Pelley was charged last week with forcible sodomy, a felony, since Mann was not legally "capable of giving legal consent" because he is in custody.

Prosecutors concede, however, that Mann, not surprisingly, consented to the oral sex. Pelley and Mann are pictured below in mug shots snapped by the Okfuskee County Sheriff. While Pelley quickly bonded out of jail after her arraignment, Mann remains in the Oklahoma lockup.

Woman's Naked Ass May Cost $1.4 Million

WASHINGTON - The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue.

In a 2003 episode of 'NYPD Blue,' Charlotte Ross was shown naked from behind as she prepared to take a shower. As punishment, the Federal Communication Commission has proposed fining 52 ABC affiliates $1.4 million because the scene "depicts sexual organs and excretory organs -- specifically an adult woman's buttocks."

see the clip here: youtube.com/watch?v=SnsxFvCaZJ8

Fuck Porno Dan

Hey Perves,

Just to wrap up the Porno Dan fiasco, here's one more blog post from ksex.com about how it seems that this is not the first contest messed up by the bleached monkey.

http://ksex.com/public/blog/view/id_508/

First off, who calls themself that? PornoDan. Classy.

Who does this wannabe punk loser think he is? I never heard of him before KSEX and after Googling his name, the only person that seems to know of him is himself. He's a nobody. Who gave him a show and for what? To bore us to death? To make us commit suicide?

I overheard him talking mad ??? about Rainy at PSK and then he went over to Powder and was talking ??? about her to him. This idiot thinks people actually like him and we're not going to take care of a girl that has entertained us and made us laugh during some ???ty times in our life? He said to the girl he was sitting with, "She doesn't mean ??? to me, she's not my boss. I'm in tight with John so she won't be around much longer, anyways." He's trying to get her fired after she built the place! I emailed Rainy when I got home. THEN from what Powder said on the air, Dan told him about the same thing that he doesn't have to listen to anything she says and she's not ???. Fuck this guy. I'd love to drag him into a dark alley and feed him to the sewer rats.

DID ANYONE HEAR HIS SHOW LAST FRIDAY? The only reason anyone was even listening is because we thought we had a chance at winning some money. The guy had to lie about a contest to get people to watch his stupid show. Even better, the guy dyed his hair to look like the old Wankus. What a pud! Everyone I talked to that night said he was a washed up tweeked out douchebag that begs industry people to put his wife in their movies.

Dan, you suck balls. Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and throw in the towel. Go crawl back under whatever slimy rock you slithered out of.

I hope the owner of KSEX reads this and gets rid of him. He changed the whole feel of KSEX and I will not support any sponsors of his show.

(Feel free to repost anywhere)

Until next time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head

XXXJay fired from KSEX Radio show

Hey perves,

Below is the excerpt from imabro's blog regarding xxxJay getting fired for his rude antics.

Read on and let's thank Ksex.com for firing that ass.


Choosing sides is par for the course when it comes to radio show debacles. Anyone that recalls the Imus incident knows exactly what I am talking about. This morning, XXXJay, usually known for owning RogerV in party picture wars, was fired from KSEX Radio Show for disapproving of new KSEX advertiser, Rude.com. XXXJay has, in the past, expressed his displeasure with Rude.com’s business model, which includes, but is not limited to: stealing content, stealing more content, stealing a lot more content, and possibly even raping and pillaging several Kenyan Villages just for fun last Saturday afternoon after day drinking at a Nairobi Hooters.

Depending on which listener you you talk to, opinions really seem to vary.

He got what he deserved. He should learn to keep his mouth closed. The world doesn’t revolve around XXXJay, the show will go on.
Jesse from Palm Springs told Imabro.

The feeling isn’t however mutual, just ask Rosie from Stockton, California.

XXXJay was a great host. He should be able to say whatever he wants, that is why I listened.

And that’s it. Those were the only two listeners we could find.

KSEX intends to go on without XXXJay at the helm. They also were happy to be leading the pack when it comes to Radio Shows fueled completely on Irony by banning freedom of speech only to allow freedom of content theft.

We found Freedom of Speech to be a saturated market when it comes to radio shows. We do however support Freedom to Jack Content from whoever the fuck you want.
One KSEX official told Imabro.

KSEX also reported a 100 percent increase in listenership from last year, claiming that Rosie just recently started listening in October.

At this rate, in 2009, we will have 4.5 listeners. And that doesn’t even account for the people that can hear themselves talking and the guy that hits the button on our Dell laptop. We are doing fine without XXXJay’s antics.

Until next time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head

Porno Dan: "We're on Acid"

Hey Perves,

First of all I hope everybody had a save and fun holidays. We are now back in full force with many new exciting news. however I will trickle them slowly.... too many and too long to list in just one posting.

However I would like to say that there will be a few of these postings related to porno Dan. There are some issues that have arisen involving Porno Dan and Jayxxx from ksex.com. (at the time of this witting xxxJay has been fired from his job at ksex.com)

Below is a post from Gene Ross of adultfyi.com fame. I know the posting is very long, but it explains what had happen at the rude.com $20,000 Christmas giveaway. For those of you that know, I'm a member of the website rude.com and many friends of mine were in that contest, including my dearest friend Brooke Babylon.
To make a long story short which you will read below, xxxJay and porno Dan destroyed what should have been something fun. They were rude to the girls, xxxJay was an obnoxious ass, they were obviously drunk, and two of the girls definitely had the "white powder itch" under their nose. it was very obvious that the second party favor of choice was a sort of white powder. I say second party favor, because they blatantly bolstered about doing speed.

An apology was sent to all the girls of rude that were in the contest by the big wigs of rude.com for such an embarrasing even with a very rude drug addict, and a bleached head monkey host.

Below is the posting from Gene Ross. Please read it and let me know what you think.

--Gene Ross from adultfyi.com

Porn Valley- 'Twas the Friday before Christmas and all through the house...five drops of acid were found on her blouse.

In their salute to the holidays, Porno Dan and XXX Jay from OC Cash hosted a KSEX show that will certainly go down in memory, if not the Library of Congress archives. Some industry people described it as watching a train wreck in slow motion.

But other than it being out of control - depending on your sense of humor, company affiliations or point of view - the show was pretty amusing.

So train wreck or not, Dan's co-host Jay wound up being shown the door of the caboose afterwards. Jay had made some remarks- construed as unfriendly fire- about Rude.com which has a business relationship with KSEX. The fact that Jay also chose to make them on the webmaster forum, GFY, in the days following the show, made it a tad worse.

Which is interesting because only a month earlier, Jay seemed to be on the same page of the Rude.com program of love. In early November- their second KSEX show to be exact- Dan announced the new affiliation with Rude.com which started airing KSEX.

"This is the first show that KSEX is on Rude," said Dan. "These are all long time friends of mine, actually. The owner of Rude, "Bukkake" Brett Lamar, my buddy; and Rob who spun off from another cam company that we won't mention right now, and R.J...."

XXXJay cuts in to say that he hadn't been on the site until two days prior.

"That's a fucking pretty bad ass little website there," comments Jay.

Dan notes that Rude's Alexa rating was under 1,000.

"That's very good news- 1.3 million members and 6.7 million page views are the actual numbers I was told from the tech people," Dan adds.

In the meantime, Dan and Jay's KSEX show was moved to the Friday 9pm slot, and the December 21st airing proved to be their unraveling as an on-air team.

Their guest for the evening was Chandie from Rude.com. Chandie says Rude.com [a 565 ranking at the time of the show] has been highly successful considering the fact that they're only been around for only a year.

"That means out of the billions and billions of websites out there, you're the 500th most popular website in the world," Dan comments. "And growing which is amazingly impressive."

"Isn't it true that you guys are growing off all that stolen content like I've been reading on GFY?" Jay then asks her Chandie. He tells her he was just busting her chops.

"It keeps the showing interesting."

Dan, on the show, was supposed to be giving away $20,000 in prize money. But what lent some confusion was the fact that some KSEX listeners were under the impression they were going to be the recipients of the largesse not the Rude.com girls.

Except, in this case, Dan would be giving the money to eight of the Rude.com webcam girls.

Chandie explained that Rude.com was a live, social networking community which combined the best elements of MySpace and YouTube with live cam shows and voyeur cam. Chandie also mentions that she's hardly a MySpace junkie, and Dan announces that Rude.com would soon have a dating site available.

"So I could troll around for girls."

According to Chandie, each of the Rude.com girls did different things from sex to fetishes.

"There's not a requirement."

"If I was in charge of the contest," Dan comments, "and I was giving away twenty grand, they'd be doing some really demented things to earn that twenty grand. We know what porn chicks will do for a thousand, so for twenty thousand, I don't know what they won't do. A girl will do a double anal scene for $1500."

Chandie explained that the Rude.com girls had tons of fans who watched them on voyeur cameras.

"On that note there are eight finalists," added Dan, including one girl, he said, who gets paid for people to watch her smoke cigarettes.

"Personally I think a girl who smokes- take like a 9 and drop her down to a 6; take three points off- I guess I don't have a smoking fetish," Jay interjects. "I have a no-smoking fetish."

Dan said he shoots scenes with girls smoking while giving him blowjobs.

"That's an easy way for your penis to get cancer," Jay observes.

Another of the contestants, noted Dan, was Alana Thomas, a girl apparently gifted with remarkable areolas.

Dan goes on to tell a story about how he and Jay were at the Playboy Mansion for the second time in two months.

"I remember half that night," observes Jay wryly.

"I woke up on Jay's floor about seven in the evening, not really sure how I got there," adds Dan.

Jay also talked about how some porn people had rented his house for a location and weren't very happy about the condition of the property.

"They stopped renting the place after the second day because they said I wasn't professional enough," Jay laughs. "I've hit a new low- too unprofessional for porn people."

Dan said he was only there the first day when they started burning Jay's house down.

"They almost did burn my house down," Jay agrees. "They left my pool up to 105 [degrees] and I didn't know it. My whole backyard was on fire because of the smoke. They were trying to throw the bitches in the pool."

Jay couldn't remember how he and Dan got from Playboy to his house.

"We took a cab," Dan reminded him.

Using numbered bingo chips in a cage, Dan tried to explain how the prizes would be given out, only the translation of how that was supposed to be done got lost. Chandie wasn't sure what he was trying to do. In any event, Jay joked about the prize money going a long way to subsidize his Jager habit.

Dan mentions that twice recently he was out to bars with girls who wanted to take advantage of Jay on his Jager kicks. Chandie told a story about being at a bar with Jay in Huntington Beach when "an Indian gentleman" walked in.

"Jay walked over and said, 'how,'- I almost crawled under the table. By the end of the night the guy was doing shots with everybody."

Jay then started pacing the studio and walking in front of the cameras like an overanxious school kid in search of his Ritalin.

Dan wanted to interview some of the Rude.com girls but wasn't sure if there was a phone available for doing that.

"I don't feel as much love sometimes here as I feel in other environments," Dan commented. "Like prison camp. I know I felt more love in prison before. A lot more. Jay and I were much more welcome in prison because we were virile men at the time."

Jay brushed off Dan's statement as one of his "homoerotic dreams".

Dan then got one of the contestants, BJ Mature, on the line. She said those were her initials and the "mature" was self-evident.

"I thought it was for giving blowjobs like Jay and I had to learn to give quickly in prison," Dan replied.

"How did this show go awry with your nonsense?" asks Chandie, laughing, as Dan begins talking about celebrating the seasonal feast of Saturnalia and his being a pagan.

Unlike what her initials suggest, BJ said she didn't give them, that she was a solo act and sometimes plays in chocolate pudding with a girlfriend. Asked how she would spend the top prize of $12,000, BJ said she'd share it with people who have helped her along the way.

"I'm a tech dummy- I wouldn't have been able to complete the contest," she said. "I owe a lot of people big time."

BJ explained how she had cams on 24/7 and takes a shower every morning on cam.

"I'm not a whole lot of fun because I'm not married or have a live-in boyfriend," she adds. "People that join my live house know that and they put up with me. I live in Florida and I'm usually naked."

BJ insisted she wouldn't have sex with guys on camera.

"That's the way I chose to have my life," she says. "I just don't want to do something that later I might regret."

"How do you feel about asparagus?" Jay then asks her. BJ is going, what the?

"Apparently the party police are lecturing me..." Dan tells BJ, trying to tone it down, assigning her a number.

Another contestant, Trinity, says she's known for being a squirter. Dan said he was a big fan of squirters.

"Even if they can't squirt, they pee after knowing me," Dan tells her.

Trinity, who's now living in Illinois, said she'd pay off her credit cards if she won the top prize and move back to California where she's from.

"Illinois's a giant pile of suck," Jay told her. Trinity seemed to agree.
Kylie King who walked into the studio to hang out told Dan she does dirty things for money.

"Do you do double-anal?" he asks her.

"No," replies King. Jay told her if she won some money she could get "proper titties".

Then as the turning of the wheel grew more arduous, and the numbers selection process evidently more cumbersome for Dan, Chandie asked, "What's wrong with you guys?"

"We're on acid - five blotter hits right now," Dan tells her. With his eyeballs working independently of one another, it was hard to tell if Dan was kidding or not.

Dan, who began switching the rules of the contest around to make it simpler but growing more complicated in their explanation, asked King if she'd do an anal gangbang for 12 G's. It didn't seem like she was enthusiastic about the idea, either.

Another girl Kylie Rae, walked in and Dan asked if she'd get topless.

"I'm not getting paid enough for that," she tells him.

"She a stripper, obviously," observes Jay. Rae kept refusing to take her top off as Chandie tried to convince her about all the 1.3 million viewers who were supposedly watching the show.

Dan then lost count with the numbers assigned to the contestants, and Jay told him he needed to get off the smack. Summer Lynn was then announced as one of the $500 prize winners and Jay said he's spend that much sucking cocaine later.

"I need to take control of this program," Chandie interrupted trying to tell Dan he was losing track of the number of prize winners being announced. Dan disagreed.

"How much blotter acid did you give her?" Dan asks Jay.

"Lay off the acid, Chandie," advises Jay.

Chandie then kept yelling to Dan to call Trinity Sage who had just won $1,000. Jay kidded Sage about giving beauty contest happy answers instead of how she really felt. Then he also reminded the potential winner of the 12 Grand that she'd be making more money than Porno Dan all of next year.

Jay also announced that the winner gets a mandatory one-on-one with Ron Jeremy or there was no deal.

"Rude.com wanted to make this contest boring-I'm making it interesting. I'm here to raise the odds."

Chandie makes a comment about wanting to smack Jay for that remark. Chandie then wanted to name the $12,000 winner first, but Jay told her it was retarded and anticlimactic. An on-air debate ensued and Dan said he was in charge of giving out prizes.

Velvet Girl won the top prize.

"I wish I could get her on the line, unfortunately I can't," mutters Dan. Jay kept insisting how the idea of announcing the grand prize winner first was silly.

"People are turning off their Internet right now."

Someone then makes a comment about Roofies and Jay warned against taking them.

"One time I did one and date raped myself."

Chandie kept reminding the audience how qualified and hard the contestants worked to win their respective prizes. Jay began making some comments in the background.

"There's no humor here, Jay," Chandie told him. "That's me flipping you off."

Chandie thought everyone should have a Rude Space page while Jay say he didn't.

"He's just rude," commented Chandie.

After the giveaway, Jay was pretty much ready to book, and Chandie said Rude would be having more contests in the near future. Chandie looked like she was ready to go at it with Jay for more sarcastic comments he was making off camera.

Dan said it was all in fun and admitted maybe he could have run the contest more smoothly.

"I take full responsibility- I should have done it better."

Velvet Girl finally got on the line and said she'd go over to the UK and see some friends with the money. Dan said with the currency exchange, he would advise against that.

Asked what was the craziest thing she did on her shows, Velvet Girl, who joined Rude in April, said she was bound by the wrists and her "dominant" flogged her.

"KSEX has been on air seven years and this is the biggest prize they've ever given," notes Dan.

"Spend it on drugs- that's what I would do," quipped Jay who kept interrupting Velvet Girl's comments.

"You'll never see a more fair contest in your life," Dan added. "It was impossible- I can guarantee you that- to fix that one. I'll swear that on anyone."

"That one was tougher to rig than the special Olympics!" considers Jay.


Until nexzt time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head

Porn on the Disney Channel

--on the web

In the year's wrap up of stories, AOL's making a big to-do of a porno incident that happened on the Disney Channel in May of this year:

MIDDLETOWN, N.J. [AP]- A cable television company is investigating just how children in some New Jersey homes ended up watching hardcore pornography when they tuned into a popular cartoon program on the Disney Channel.

Paul Dunleavy, a Middletown, New Jersey, subscriber to cable giant Comcast, was stunned Tuesday morning to find his 5-year-old son watching something other than "Handy Manny," a cartoon show about a bilingual Latino handyman, Manny Garcia, and his talking tools.

"It was two people doing their thing, it was full-on and it was disgusting," the Middletown father of three told The New York Daily News newspaper for its Wednesday editions.

"I couldn't believe it," he said. "We try to do the right thing to protect our kids from this stuff, and then they broadcast it on children's TV."

Dunleavy's phone number was unlisted when The Associated Press tried to contact him Wednesday.

Comcast spokesman Fred DeAndrea confirmed the programming error occurred around 9:30 a.m. Tuesday. He described it as an "isolated issue in a local New Jersey facility."

"We automatically detected the issue and it was corrected promptly. We apologize to any customer who experienced an issue yesterday morning," said DeAndrea, who said the mistake was made by his company, not Disney.

DeAndrea declined to provide the duration of the pornography broadcast, how many homes it reached, how the mistake happened and whether anyone will be disciplined for the X-rated error.

A Disney Channel spokeswoman said the company has asked Comcast for assurances that appropriate measures are taken to prevent such offensive incidents from happening again. The state Board of Public Utilities, which regulates the cable industry in New Jersey, has made a similar request and asked to meet with Comcast officials to discuss the matter.

"We value the trust that parents have in our programming and certainly take yesterday's regrettable program disruption extremely seriously," said Disney Channel spokeswoman Karen Hobson. "Comcast has taken full responsibility for this situation, and we understand that they are currently working to determine the root cause of the incident."

Dunleavy told The Daily News that he received an apology directly from Comcast. But he was still disturbed by the incident. "My son was extremely upset because he thought he'd done something wrong, and we're hoping what he saw doesn't become an issue for him."

We Can Only Guess: "Major Adult Film Distributor Set to Release Jessica Sierra Sex Tape"

--Clevelandleader.com

We got herpes just looking at this mug shot. Imagine the tape itself.

WWW- The news just got worse for troubled 'American Idol' castoff Jessica Sierra. TMZ is reporting that a major distributor in the adult film business is set to release the video that was shot this year. The video was shot earlier this year in a dingy motel room.

Sierra, who finished 10th in the 3rd season of 'American Idol', is currently behind bars and faces up to 11 years after getting arrested at a bar while on probation for charges of assault and cocaine possession.

As for the sex tape, with the headlines Sierra made the company that owns the rights to the video wants to capitalize and release it before Christmas. Talk about kicking someone when they are down.

Danish Train Riders Shiver as Couple Have Sex in Waiting Room

--Courier Mail

Copenhagen- PASSENGERS at a Danish train station were left out in the cold when a couple began having sex in the waiting room, according to police.

"We don't know if it's due to the glacial weather this morning or to unbridled passion, but a couple did not hesitate in having sexual relations in a waiting room at the Koge train station," just south of Copenhagen, police spokesman Carsten Andersen said.

Freezing passengers had called the DSB rail company to complain that while they were stuck out in the cold, a 37-year-old man and a 30-year-old woman had steamy sex inside.

The amorous couple had not been charged with indecency as they had remained dressed, a police spokesman said.

Strippers go to court to fight law

Hey Perves,

Can somebody please tell me what the fuck is going on with this crazy ass goverment? It's coming to a point that adults won't be allowed to do anything fun on our own; it will all be moderated by our parents the goverment.
Read below and please let me know your thoughts on this issue.


Posted by Damian G. Guevara November 16, 2007 12:43PM

A federal court hearing began Friday to determine if Ohio's law that bans strippers from touching patrons and restricts business hours for adult-oriented businesses is constitutional.

Lawyers representing adult entertainment clubs and bookstores told a federal judge today that the law, which was passed in May, violates free speech and expression. They also said the law should be voided because it is too vague.

A lawyer for the state and cities that must enforce the law said appellate courts have upheld the constitutionality of similar laws around the country. U.S. District Judge Solomon Oliver Jr. is hearing the arguments, which are expected to continue next week.

A Cincinnati-based group that pushed for the law -- Citizens for Community Values -- has said the statute will curb crime and blight in the neighborhoods where adult entertainment businesses operate.

However, Daniel Linz, a social psychologist from the University of California at Santa Barbara testified that studies backing the claim that crime and strip clubs go hand in hand are scientifically unsound and that there is no correlation between crime rates and adult businesses.

Scott D. Bergthold, a lawyer for the defendants, questioned Linz's credibility by asking if he had a background in criminology.

The Chef Jeff NBC Interview

by:Gene Ross

NBC interviewed Chef Jeff regarding his firing by the city of Surprise, Arizona because he had worked in the adult entertainment industry.

click here to watch the video

There's way more to the story than currently meets the eye. But Jeff wishes to keep some of that off record for the time being.

"The camera guy for the NBC affiliate- his best friend who works for them sat next to me in orientation because we got hired by the city at the same time for two different jobs," Jeff says.

"Immediately we had a good rapport. The reporter was a nice guy. He asked fairly decent questions. They edited it nicely and it ended up being a minute and a half, edited. I think it was a good piece and they portrayed the story in exactly the right manner. I thought it was well done."

Chicago Woman killed boyfriend over porn

Hey Perves,

How's this relevant to the blog? Just to iterate the point that some extremist love to make something out of nothing. So what if a person, male or female, has a stashs of porn? I say better to have the porn than to actually go out and cheat on your partner.
Read the story below as published in adultbizlaw.com

A Chicago woman killed her live-in boyfriend after finding his porn stash, prosecutors alleged Tuesday. Jeanette Strowder, 58, faces first-degree murder charges in the shooting death of Jesse Martin, 54. The shooting occurred after Strowder found CDs in their apartment that contained nude photographs of women, prosecutors said.

Strowder confronted Martin about the photos, said assistant state’s attorney Tracy Stanker. “The defendant then got a gun and shot the victim multiple times,” Stanker said. When police arrived at the couple’s home in the 5300 block of South Shields, Strowder pointed a gun at her head and then at officers, Stanker said. Strowder later gave a statement admitting to shooting Martin.

Adult Start Lynn LeMay not allowed to give away flags

Hey Perves,

What the heck is wrong with people this day an age??? I know I try to keep my blog iconcentrated mostly on the happenings in the adult industry on the East Coast, however things like the post below is what gets me upset. Can somebody explain to me, what is wrong with giving away stickers of the American Flag?
I'm a huge fan of Lynn LeMay and her work in the industry, and I have to agree with her in the fact that she was not allowed to hand out the free stickers at the adultcon this past weekend.
Read the post below and truly, please let me know your thought on this subject.

--Gene Ross
Porn Valley- Lynn LeMay already told me she's been banned from future Adultcons. LeMay leaves me this message last evening:

"One of the reasons that Bud [Lee] pointed out and that I should let you know about, is the giveaways I had which Renaud told me to get off his property. These were American flags that stick to the window of your car. We were going to give out American flags due to the fact that my daughter's in the military, in the Air Force. It's the patriotic thing to do."

"It's the symbol of what we represent- the right to do as we please being Americans. I have cases of them sitting in my living room that we weren't allowed to give out at Adultcon."

"My boyfriend Eddie Garcia is one of the most patriotic people I know. And I'm very positive in my voting and my politics. And my daughter's in the Air Force. Him [West] not allowing us and telling us straight out we cannot give out American flags is against everything all of us believe in. This is what a dictator does. This isn't Adultcon. This has nothing to do with adults. We are adults who make our own decisions and our American flag is a symbol of that.

"This is what they need to know about Renaud. Fuckin' dictator. This pisses me off! But I have cases of American flags if you know of anyone who needs them."

'Porn Bush' Portrait Riles GOP

By Eddie Adams

Posted: 3:16 PM PST Aug 31, 2007

LONDON – Republicans are not happy about a collage portrait of George W. Bush, created entirely out of clippings from porn magazines. Artist Jonathen Yeo created the controversial work — which is currently on display at a gallery in London — after the Bush Library in Texas canceled a commission it had given him to paint a portrait of the President.

A spokesman for Republicans Abroad International described the portrait, titled “Bush 2007,” as a “cheap stunt” in an interview with the British newspaper, The Sun.

“This picture is very distasteful," a spokesman for the Republican Party in Texas, told The Sun. "Why would anyone want to make a picture of our president from pornographic material?”

“I did it for fun, not to offend,” Yeo told The Sun of his creation. “[I’m] pleased with it."

Yeo has previously been commissioned to do the portraits of other high ranking political figures, including former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, with which no porn was involved.

The work is available in a limited edition run of 150 prints from London's Lazarides Gallery.

The Nation's other Urinal Scandal: Big Bob Allen to go to Trial

Hey Perves,

Tuesday of this week I mentioned about GOP Governor Larry Craigs quiting because of soliciting an undercover officer in a bathroom. Once again we have another representative with a similar charge, and they want to moderate US the adult producers. HA! They should look at the house of representatives before they come after us.

Check the story below:

--Washington Blade

TITUSVILLE, Fla. — Florida State Rep. Bob Allen, charged with a misdemeanor count of solicitation of prostitution last month, will face trial on the charge it was determined during a hearing this week.

Testimony Allen gave Florida police saying he was frightened of the officer who arrested him, will not be used in the case, it was determined this week. A trial date of Sept. 19 was set. Allen appeared at the hearing with his wife.

Allen said in the statement that he “certainly wasn’t there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn’t there to exchange money for it … This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park.”

Police said Allen peered over a bathroom stall and initiated a conversation with the officer who suggested they go someplace else. He was arrested upon exiting the restroom. Allen said the incident was a “huge misunderstanding.”

Pop Leaves Toddler in Car to Buy Porn

Now I know that people get horny, but this is just a little bit much. Sex should never ever be put before the safety of your kids. Rea on...




--KDKA

Pennsylvania- A Washington County man is facing charges after police say he left his toddler in a sweltering car while he went shopping for porn.

The 16-month-old boy was crying hysterically when another patron of Fritz The Cat Adult Theatre and Porn Shop spotted him around 6:15 p.m. Saturday and called police.

The store is located just across the state line in Ohio County, West Virginia.

The boy’s father, Richard Shultz, 23, of Houston, Washington County, was arrested.

Police say Shultz left the back windows up while the front windows were cracked just enough for a sheriff’s deputy to reach in and unlock the door.

It’s unclear how much time the child spent in the car. The deputy believes it was about 85 degrees outside at the time of the incident.

The toddler was rushed to the hospital and released into the custody of his mother.

Shultz was released from jail on bond and the condition that he stay away from his son.

He’s been charged with gross negligence and could spend up to five years in prison.

The National Traffic Safety Administration says about 25 kids die each year in the United States after being left behind or getting trapped in a hot vehicle.

Proposed N.C. Porn Shop Concerns Church Members

Hey Perves,

Can somebody please explain to me what makes religious groups so righteous? I mean, more than half the people that go to church is because they found god after some horrible shit they did. They would have only found god, if things didn't go well for them. I bet you they would still keep doing it if they didn't get caught or went awry for them.

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CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Members of the Oak Grove Methodist Church aren't happy about a plan to put a porn shop just a few blocks away.

The talk of an adult book store going in on Statesville Road, just north of where it intersects with Old Statesville Road, was all the buzz at Sunday morning services.

Under Charlotte ordinances, adult shops can't be within 1,500 feet of churches or schools.

A porn shop owner who already operates a store on Central Avenue is petitioning the Charlotte's Zoning Board to re-zone the area where he wants to open shop.

It is within 1,500 feet, but that's on a direct line. The argument is, if you take roads to get there, it actually exceeds the 1,500 boundary.

Pastor Bob Symanski said no one at the church wants the shop anywhere close by. "They don't want that kind of thing in the neighborhood. It detracts from the area, and it's also a faith matter for us," said Symanski.

The hearing will be this Tuesday at 9 a.m. at the Government Center.

Symanski said a number of patrons from his church will attend the hearing to let the board know they're opposed to the idea.

Massachusetts State Cop in Hot Water for Taking Picture with Ron Jeremy

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Massachusetts- [bostonist.com]- Massachusetts has a reputation for being uptight, and the state police isn't doing us any favors. A State Police Trooper is catching static for having his picture taken with porn icon Ron Jeremy after Jeremy's tour bus had a near-miss with a drunk driver over the weekend. According to Boston NOW, the State Police is now "reviewing" the behavior of the unnamed trooper.

Boston Magazine's blog contacted Pastor Craig Gross for the scoop. They wrote, "Gross got a stern e-mail from the trooper today, asking that he remove the photo from his site. Gross said he’ll comply, because he never meant to get the guy in trouble."

Why is the guy in trouble in the first place? Did the trooper catch Ron Jeremy in flagrante delicto? No, they did not. And he was traveling on a bus with a pastor and the pastor's family. Jesus was on Jeremy's side that night! All appearances indicate that there probably isn't hanky-panky on the Porn Debate Tour Bus, no matter what Ron Jeremy does in his spare time.

Besides, the Trooper arrested the drunk driver. As exciting as it is to be able to say that The Hedgehog almost met his maker in Boston, the real story is that some dumbass drunk driver put a whole lot of lives in danger that night. The driver was arrested, and the Trooper did his job. If he paused to snap some photos with a legendary porn star, so be it. If you had the chance to have a photo taken with Ron Jeremy, what would you do?

Image from the xxxchurch.com site, which gave us permission earlier to use this photo. You won't be seeing the photo of the trooper on the xxxchurch page, but you can see the photo of the officer posing with Jeremy at Boston NOW.

Teen Breaks Into Neighbor's Home to Watch Porn

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CAPE CORAL, Fla. — A Florida teen is in trouble after he was caught breaking into a neighbor's home to watch pornography.

A woman said she caught her 15-year-old neighbor sitting at the computer watching porn. She said it's not the first time the boy has broken into her home.

On two other occasions the woman said she came home to find her computer on with multiple windows of pornography open.

The boy, who is not being named because of his age, confessed to police that he's broken in four times. He also admitted to stealing a Playstation, which has since been returned.

He is charged with two counts of burglary and one count of grand theft and was taken to Cape Coral Juvenile Detention Center. He is reportedly now back home